Archive for December, 2020

The Loser’s Gambit

December 21, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This post is by Nick Carraway …..

“We have seen the legal briefs from the great Lin Wood where he has misspelled his name and promised plenty of perjury. There is no need to really add insult to that injury. However, the combination of these comical legal briefs in addition to the calls for voters to sit out of the runoff election have revealed the strategy moving forward. They are building a narrative that only a sports fan can truly understand. Allow me to use a sporting analogy.

No team is in a better position in college football than the Texas A&M Aggies. They are the fifth best college football team when only the top four get a ticket. They get to play North Carolina in the Orange Bowl on January 1st. Sure, the Tar Heels have had a nice season, but if we are honest without ourselves we know that the Aggies should handily beat them if they show up ready to play. So, when Notre Dame and/or Ohio State get killed in the semi-final we know what the narrative will be in College Station. If we would have gone then we would have competed with those teams. In reality, three out of four of those teams would likely also destroy A&M. Yet, we will never know and Aggies can always claim they would have done better.

The Trumps and their minions are just like the obnoxious fan on the sidelines loudly claiming they would do better than the professional on the field or court actually doing it. Unfortunately for them, they actually have been on the court and coughed up the game in spectacular fashion. They never planned to actually govern. They were supposed to lose last time. They wanted people to actually believe they would have done better without seeing it. Most of us give those people the side eye anyway and we are doing the same now.”

Nick

 

No Big Secret

December 21, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Lin Wood, of the Plenty of Perjury fame, has joined the Trump Corp tweeting fools and trudged on through the tar pits of threats.  This time, he’s after Mark Meadows.

 

 

Oh Good Lord.  Where have these people been for the past year?  Hell, I even wrote about it in October of last year.  There’s 25 year old Twinkies less stale than this story.

Meadows is a creationist and thinks Jesus walked with dinosaurs. He had some property he owns that is covered in dinosaur bones.  He sold it to some other creationists and then failed to report the profit from that sale in his personal financial statement required of an officeholder.

You can’t do that by “mistake” or “typo.” However, everybody already knows about this.

Lin, you’re gonna have to find something new. Maybe Russia has a pee tape on him?

“Serious skeletons?”  Yeah, I guess when you’re talking about Meadows and misdeeds, you do have to be kinda specific.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

 

 

Helpful Hint From Your Friendly Hairdressers

December 21, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

Here’s a Little Twist…

December 20, 2020 By: El Jefe Category: Uncategorized

As we talked about a couple of days ago, Trump’s agreements with the town of Palm Beach to never make Mar a Lago his permanent residence, there are questions now being raised that he voted absentee using a residence address that he’s not allowed to use.  This means that, Trump himself (and Melania) may have very well committed voter fraud by claiming a residence that he can’t occupy.

Developing.

Look Out! They’re Backing Up!

December 20, 2020 By: El Jefe Category: 2020 Election, Holy Crap, Trump

Smartmatic, the voting machine company dragged into the fake controversy over non-existent massive voter fraud, got a belly fully of the disinformation about them spewing from Fox Noise, OAN, and Newsmax.  Last week, counsel for the company delivered a 20 page cease and desist letter, demanding full retractions on the lies the networks have been running in a continuous loop.  Clearly the disinformation is egregious enough that Smartmatic got Fox counsel’s attention.  Lou Dobbs got the message and aired a segment on Friday evening that debunked a bunch the bullshit he’s been repeating that was started by Rudy and his merry band of soon-to-be-disbarred lawless lawyers.  It’s unclear if Smartmatic will be happy with that step, but they have clearly took the wind out of Fox’s sails.  It will be entertaining to see how OAN and Newsmax handle the actual threat of serious legal liability.

You Got That Right, Buddy

December 20, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

In this year of legal hodgepodge it’s beginning to look like the Trumpians are trying to outdo each other in the idiot category.

In an effort to enter the Bar Association’s Self-Own Hall of Fame, Lin Wood files Georgia election fraud complaint “under plenty of perjury.”

 

 

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Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.