Archive for October, 2020

Friday Toons

October 30, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

 

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Torturing His Supporters

October 29, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so after Trump left his troops out in the cold, alone and afraid in Omaha, he planned to go to Florida where that wouldn’t happen.

Oops.

 

He’s snake bit, y’all.

 

She Was Absent That Day

October 29, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Senator Kelly Loeffler says she does not disagree with anything that Donald Trump has said or done.  Not one.

Trump is all good.

Loeffler was appointed to the US Senate and is now running to be in a predicted run-off in January. Things are tough right now and she knows she’s got a long row to hoe. So when she recently said again that she agrees with everything Trump has ever said or done, she was asked about the Access Hollywood tape.

She first gave a blah blah focused on working for Georgians blah blah conservative champion for Georgians blah blah Trump blah blah.  The she didn’t answer the question so it was asked again.

Her answer? “I’m sorry. I’m not familiar with that.”

She’s lying or she’s dumber than bean dip.

Or maybe she’s an all-star Republican and she’s both.

 

Check Your 2020 Bingo Card

October 29, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Check your 2020 card and if you have “moon hatches” mark it off.

Recently, researchers were baffled by a discovery of a strange crack on the Moon’s surface, which is continuing to expand. Large scale research conducted by the Smithsonian Institute to study the fault on the lunar surface using sensors installed during Apollo 17 has found the faults.

The obtained data indicate a mysterious crack appeared due to a powerful shock, the magnitude of which could be closer to 5.5 on the Richter scale, which is enough to cause above moderate damage to buildings on Earth.

Oddly, I didn’t have that one, but I did have “Tucker Carlson makes things disappear,” so I’m about even for today.

 

Nihilism

October 28, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

From Nick Carraway 

How does one expect to get through to people when their rationale for voting for someone is that they get to shove the proverbial middle finger at polite society? That is Charlie Sykes at the Bulwark is postulating in his recent piece He is actually quoting someone else here but I think most people fully understand the idea.

Simply put, they don’t care about you, them, or even themselves. They could all suffer and could buckle under his lies. It doesn’t matter. In the academic world we have a different word for this: nihilism. I’ll have to dust off my copy of “Fight Club” and dig in.  

 

Thanks, Jared.

October 28, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

CNN is saying that Jared Kushner was bagging back in April that they had taken the country back from the doctors.

In a taped interview on April 18, Kushner told legendary journalist Bob Woodward that Trump was “getting the country back from the doctors” in what he called a “negotiated settlement.” Kushner also proclaimed that the US was moving swiftly through the “panic phase” and “pain phase” of the pandemic and that the country was at the “beginning of the comeback phase.”
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“That doesn’t mean there’s not still a lot of pain and there won’t be pain for a while, but that basically was, we’ve now put out rules to get back to work,” Kushner said. “Trump’s now back in charge. It’s not the doctors.”
Y’all, please, once they are out of office, please, please, please let me punch Jared in the face.  I’m an old lady. I won’t hurt him, but bygawd, it won’t be for lack of trying.

This sassy little boy does not know pain.  Lemme try.

His punishment should be that he cannot see a doctor for the rest of his life. He thinks he’s having a heart attack? He should go talk to his father in law.  There will be panic and pain but it’s worth it not to have doctors around.

He was bragging about this stuff.  Lemme punch him. Get me a step stool.