Archive for July, 2020

Louie!

July 25, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, Louie wants to ban the Democratic Party.

I’m gonna say it again. Louie Gohmert wants to ban the Democratic Party, or force them to change their name because of ties to slavery. As our friend Rick asks, “Did a waitress give him a connect the dots coloring book at a family style restaurant again? He’s just no good at those things.”

Louie sees people he doesn’t like trying to get Jim Crow monuments removed or who want to let all Americans have the dignity God gave us. I mean, didn’t Louie ever wonder why all the monuments to Civil War heroes are on the losing side?  Honey, once you cross the Mason Dixon line, you don’t hear people singing glorious songs about Sherman’s bloodbath through Georgia. I have never heard a decent human being say, “Boy howdy, Sherman sure kicked some white treasonous ass! Let’s build him a monument and let it be a daily reminder to the white people in Georgia that we can do it again.”  I’m not saying that would be a bad idea. I’m just saying it never happened.

“A great portion of the history of the Democratic Party is filled with racism and hatred. Since people are demanding we rid ourselves of the entities, symbols, and reminders of the repugnant aspects of our past, then the time has come for Democrats to acknowledge their party’s loathsome and bigoted past, and consider changing their party name to something that isn’t so blatantly and offensively tied to slavery, Jim Crow, discrimination, and the Ku Klux Klan,” Gohmert said in a statement.

Short history lesson for Louie.  When the Civil Right Act of 1964 was passed, Texas Democratic Senator Ralph Yarborough voted for it.  Texas Republican Senator John Tower voted against it. And that moment right there was when Democrats sought to correct their path and take make our party the party of all Americans.

If that’s the best indictment of the modern day Democratic Party that Louie can come up with, he’s once again on the losing side.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Somebody Finally Figured It Out!

July 25, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

From our friend Kary in Spain.

 

 

Now he’s got his minions going after Fauci.  After the “docuspiracy” has been kicked off YouTube and Facebook, the Sinclair Broadcasting Company will air it.  Sinclair owns all the local stations that Clear Channel doesn’t.

By the way “docuspiracy” is a word I just made up this morning.  If you’ve got a better one, please suggest it because I’m not thrilled with that one.

 

Friday Toons

July 24, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Did You Ever Think?

July 23, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Yesterday I would have bet you a fresh ten dollar bill that I would never cheer for Michael Cohen.  Never.

Well, if you had taken that bet, you’d be ten dollars richer.

Thank you, Mr. Cohen, for asserting your constitutional rights and winning.

 

A Little Pushy, Ya Think?

July 23, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I have gotten some fundraising emails from Democrats that shocked me with how pushy they were. Generally, I’ve found that those “some secret donor will double or even triple your donation” things are gimmicks and not true.  But, the ones from Trump are the best in the obnoxious department.

Also, please note that it came to my email address but wasn’t sent to my name.  I got no text. Poor Rebecca is in big trouble now. They are probably coming for her tonight.

Click here to see the big one.

 

Last night I was one of the 25 Trump Patriots hand chosen by Trump himself to give him $20 – $500 and that he was going to personally inspect the list.

Here’s a picture of my butt, Trump.

 

Welcome Back, Old Friend

July 23, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I can back off the edge tonight for a couple of hours and be part of a game that has brought me comfort my whole life thanks to grandpas who taught me the game because they knew it is important.  I learned math, geometry, physics, chemistry, poetry, and that impossible catches do happen.

Baseball fans, watch it full screen.  Not a baseball fan?  You’re missing something.

 

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