Archive for July, 2020

And They Say Women Are Too Emotional To Be President

July 09, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Get a load of this foot stomping …

 

 

And this was all in eight minutes.  Honey, I couldn’t take dictation that fast, much less type it.

Has anybody told him yet that the two white guys he put on the court voted against him?

But I have to agree with him that he’s done more in 3 1/2 years than any president in history – separated children from parents and locked them in cages, wasted a boatload of money on a wall he couldn’t finish, put two incompetents on the Supreme court, gave lifetime judicial appointments to young racists and libertarians, killed tens of thousands of people in a botched pandemic, appointed fools to his cabinet, used taxpayer dollars to enrich his friends, committed treason by ignoring bounties on the heads of United States soldiers, … lemme catch my breath here … created his own personal army of Bible thumping hillbillies with automatic weapons, … your turn.

 

 

Oh Dear, It’s Gonna Be a Day

July 09, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

And here’s how you know that:

 

Bless his heart, the Supremes ruled that he doesn’t get immunity from subpoenas from the New York prosecutor’s office.

We are still waiting to see if congress gets to see his tax returns.

Okey Dokey …

The Supreme Court on Thursday delivered split opinions in two cases over whether President Donald Trump can shield his tax records from investigators, handing a win to the Manhattan district attorney but rejecting parallel efforts by Democrats in the House of Representatives.

It just now occurred to me that the decision was 7 – 2 against Trump and the two judges he appointed voted against him.  I did a little dance when I figured that one out.

 

The Damnest Thing

July 08, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Lt. Col Alexander Vindman retired today after 21 years of exemplary military service.

His attorney says Vindman has endured a “campaign of bullying, intimidation, and retaliation” spearheaded by Trump following his testimony in the impeachment probe last year.

It was about his promotion to Colonel.

Vindman was told that that there have been discussions within the Department of Defense about sending his name forward on a “list of one” or holding his name back until after the election to avoid impacting the promotions of other service members, the source said.

He testified that he believed he wouldn’t (edited to correct) be retaliated against for his testimony.  He was wrong. Even his twin brother was retaliated against.

Remember when that used to be wrong?

 

I Love Yew, Texas UPDATED And UPDATE to the UPDATE and The Holy Cow Will This Ever End UPDATE

July 08, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, this may turn out to be my favorite story all year.

Remember when Texas Lt. Gov Dan Patrick said it would be some kind of damn honor for old people to up and die of the virus if it meant saving the economy?  And remember how Dan and Gov Greg Abbott decided to reopen Texas and now we’re the nation’s hot spot and all our ICUs are full so if you’re in a car wreck, take an aspirin and call the doctor in the morning.  Remember that?

And remember how Dan and Greg are saying we should open the schools for little children next month because, well damn, they don’t take up much space in the ICUs.  You could pack two or three of them in one room.

And remember how you didn’t hear a peep from them about the Texas Republican Party holding an in-person meeting in Houston next week because they didn’t want to piss off their base?

Well, sit back and grin, my friend.

The Republican Party of Texas is moving forward with its controversial in-person convention during the coronavirus pandemic — but elected officials including Gov. Greg Abbott and Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick will be giving their scheduled speeches virtually.

“All the elected officials are switching from a live, in-person speech to videos,” Kyle Whatley, the party’s executive director, said during a town hall livestreamed Tuesday night.

As our friend Anna the Geek told me at 11:00 last night when this news broke, “I keep thinking of the line ‘Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make’ from Shrek.”

So, the Republican Party of Texas came up with some story that is taller than it is wide about how Dan and Greg are doing as a sacrifice to help the convention go faster and get party business done. They said this will help to “get everybody in and out of there as safely as possible.”  They decided absolutely not to come up with a story about how this would help that.

 

 

Congratulating themselves on weaseling out of this death watch.

Thanks to Anna the Geek for being the first to let me know!

UPDATE:

 

 

Whole New UPDATE:

The Texas Republican Party on Tuesday rejected Mayor Sylvester Turner’s formal request to call off its in-person convention, putting the GOP on track to hold Houston’s largest indoor event since the COVID-19 pandemic began.

James Dickey, chairman of the Texas GOP, in a statement said the party has been “proactive in implementing safety measures” and had “extensive conversations” with Houston First, the public nonprofit that serves as the city’s convention arm and operates the George R. Brown Convention Center. The convention is set to take place there from July 16 to 18.

“With these precautions currently in place, the Republican Party of Texas intends to proceed with an in-person convention next week in Houston,” Dickey said.

The ball is in your court, Mr. Mayor.

And it’s settled.

And they can’t whine because not even their elected officials were willing to attend. Well, they can whine and most assuredly will whine. The best response is to call them losers.

It’s Official

July 07, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has Covid19.

He’s the Donald Trump of Brazil.  He poo-pooed masks and began pushing restarting the country to save the economy.

Bolsonaro said he was taking hydroxychloroquine, which is first cousins with snake oil.

Look, I am not celebrating anybody being sick, but people who tell others to take risks with their heath and prescribe bad medicine probably deserve … oh hell, yes. Good that he got sick because that sumbitch killed a lot of other people.

 

Fake News! Fake News!

July 07, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Thought the miracle of modern investigative journalism, The Daily Beast brings an amazing story of how rightwing “news media” got suckered by some foreign nationals.

Conservative sites like Newsmax and Washington Examiner have published Middle East hot takes from “experts” who are actually fake personas pushing propaganda.

The Beast isn’t just making claims, they have proof.  And, it’s not just those two – there are others.

It’s a complicated story with lots of players.

One of the main virtual players is a guy named Raphael Bedani …

Badani is part of a network of at least 19 fake personas that has spent the past year placing more than 90 opinion pieces in 46 different publications. The articles heaped praise on the United Arab Emirates and advocated for a tougher approach to Qatar, Turkey, Iran and its proxy groups in Iraq and Lebanon.

Following this article’s publication, the Washington Examiner removed its article written by “Badani,” leaving only an editor’s note: “This op-ed has been removed after an investigation into its provenance and authorship.”

Remember: the things they accuse you of doing is exactly what they are doing.

Thanks to Judy for the heads up.