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Trump tweeted this morning that we should delay to November elections until people “can properly, securely and safely vote??”  Here’s the offending tweet:

Let’s make sure we’ve got this right – it’s safe to open schools, safe to go back to work, but now it’s not safe enough to vote?  Yeah, that will make you dizzy.  The one thing that doesn’t make you dizzy, though?  Trump and his goons have intentionally made the pandemic more severe and longer so he could have an excuse to shut down the election.  If he had responded as a competent president or even a normal human being, we would have been on the other side of the pandemic like most other developed countries rather than being consumed by exploding cases and deaths.

Yes, I just said it…Trump has caused tens of thousands of deaths, cost Americans trillions of dollars in losses, and prolonged the suffering of millions of people just so he can try staying president.  He doesn’t care if you live or die.  Well, Fuck Him.  If he thinks he’s seeing unrest in the streets now, he hasn’t seen anything yet.

You knew it was coming once the polls started turning.

You know, I think the appropriate reaction to this is not to get angry or outraged.  This chubby little tin pot craphole country dictator does not have the authority to postpone the election and no one in congress – except maybe Jim Jordan and Louie Gohmert – would go along with him.

Make fun of him.  Laugh at him.  He’s out of his mind and people know it.

One other thing, Herman Cain died today.  He wasn’t a bad man, just a confused man.  He was a member of Trump’s party.  Two hours after the announcement of his death, Trump had tweeted nothing about Cain’s death but he did have time for this:

I’ll be watching the memorial service for John Lewis today.  I want to hear real presidents speak.

Well, there are dog whistles and then there are water cannons aimed at your ears …

Yes, we will build a wall around Whitetown and only let poor people come in during the day to clean your house or mow your yard. They work cheap to support your dream.

The other day he talked about something called a “suburban housewife.”  Does anybody know what that is?

Now he’s just become creepy.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

Okay, so you know how Dr. Louie diagnosed Rep. Louie’s Coronavirus?

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) mused on Wednesday that he could have become infected with COVID-19 by wearing a face mask.

“It’s really ironic because a lot of people have made a really big deal out of my not wearing a mask a whole lot, but in the last week or two, I have worn a mask more than I have in the whole last four months,” Gohmert explained.

“I can’t help but wonder if by keeping a mask on and keeping it in place, if I might have put some germs, some of the virus on the mask and breathed it in,” he speculated. “I don’t know but I got it.”

So nobody told him he needed a clean mask and that getting one out of the bathroom trash can to save a few bucks is just not right?

Louie just cannot be wrong or ever make a mistake.  Sound familiar?

And here’s where I put in a plug for last night’s FrontLine on PBS.  It’s on conspiracy theories, and I learned some stuff I didn’t know.  You can stream it for free.  It’s an hour. My kid is handsome.

Just now breaking —

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

UPDATED:  I’ve been reading your comments and I just gotta say — y’all some mean sumbitches, and that’s why I love you.