Archive for July, 2020

Okay, Real Snake Oil

July 28, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This morning, Donald Trump, Jr. got himself temporary suspended from Twitter for tweeting Totally Crazy Cure Lady from Houston who says she can cure Corona Virus with hydroxychloroquine.

I’ve seen Twitter. Think how crazy you have to be to be considered too crazy for Twitter.

But Don, Jr., is just that crazy.

Well now somebody found that Totally Crazy Cure Lady says all this germ stuff is just crapola.

[Dr. Stella] Immanuel, a pediatrician and a religious minister, has a history of making bizarre claims about medical topics and other issues. She has often claimed that gynecological problems like cysts and endometriosis are in fact caused by people having sex in their dreams with demons and witches.

It’s amazing I’m still alive, y’all.

But, seriously, there is an upside to this.  Both Twitter and Facebook banned her video and she was none too happy about it.

Immanuel responded in her own way, declaring that Jesus Christ would destroy Facebook’s servers if her videos weren’t restored to the platform.

Well, I guess Jesus slept-in this morning.

 

Bob Barr

July 28, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Bob Barr is an evil, evil man.

That’s all for now.

 

Heads Up, Texans

July 28, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Governor Greg Abbott has extended early voting for 6 days.  I think he’s trying to defend his willingly ignorant position on ballots by mail.

“Abbott’s decision to extend early voting by six days is exactly like his COVID-19 response: the bare minimum and not fully thought through,” state Democratic Party Chairman Gilberto Hinojosa said in a statement.

Masks are still optional at voting sites.  See?  That’s crazy.  If I were queen: No mask. No pants. No voting.

How come wearing a mask violates your constitutional and religious rights but wearing pants doesn’t?  Doesn’t God want you to show off the gorgeous genitals he gave you?

Early voting in Texas will begin on October 13th now.  While more voting time is a good thing, voting by mail is a better thing.

 

Hurricane Hanna

July 27, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so there’s a supposed video of Hurricane Hanna blowing down portions of Trump’s border wall.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvu_K-2S0Wo

 

I don’t know whether it’s true or not, but it was fun to watch.

And then came the only reason I even have a Twitter account.  Harold Cook, the funniest man I know.

 

Thanks, Harold.

 

Karma Covid

July 27, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Trump’s national security advisor has the Covid.  It’s gonna be hard as hell to explain how this guy caught a hoax.

The name of his national security advisor this week is Robert O’Brien.  It has been said that he meets with Trump regularly, but you know that’s not true.

 

Trump Backs Out of Throwing First Pitch

July 27, 2020 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

File in “You Just Can’t Make This Up,”  Trump backed out yesterday of throwing the first pitch at a Yankee game in New York on August 15th.  Said Tweet:

What’s hilarious is that he made such Proclamation by Tweet yesterday after TWO DAYS of golf at his Bedminster golf course.  So busy, so busy fighting the “China Virus” and meeting on “Vaccines”.  The obvious real reason?  He’s loathed in NY (and he has trouble handling a baseball with those tiny hands).  I wonder if the Yanks were planning on piping in crowd boos when he took the field at the empty stadium?  Trump has never thrown a first pitch as president.

Oh, and Biden?  Here’s a good comparison of him to Trump’s athletic prowess: