Don’t mess with Texas, y’all, because Texas is messed up enough already.
Republicans in the Texas legislature are cognizant of the high probably the even their gerrymandered districts aren’t going to help much in 2020 to get them elected. As it stands now, they are cruisin’ for a bruisin’.
So in an overabundance of overstupidity, they have come up with some ideas. All of these ideas have the weight and guidance of a turkey feather in a strong breeze, but honey, that ain’t stopping them from pulling themselves up to their full intellectual stature of a frog and leaping over the United States of Damn America Constitution.
Here’s their first idea:
I wanted you to see that in black and white because, admit it, you would not have believed me if I had just told you. That means that the bus my 92 year old Momma used to take from her retirement apartment to go vote would be illegal, even if they were all voting Republican. Hell, they used to make it a social event and all went to have lunch at Luby’s cafeteria afterwards. We couldn’t get them to vote by mail because they just love the apple salad at Luby’s.
But, where the Republicans were trying to go wasn’t about upper middle class ladies who vote Republican mostly. No, they just did that accidentally. What they wanted to eliminate is Souls to the Polls, where black churches on the last Sunday of early voting, load up the church busses and head to the polls. Or Democratic candidates driving through neighborhoods in rented busses to get everyone to the polls.
And they did this because they are mean and don’t love Jesus.
They also have this little ditty. Nazi guards at polling locations. They want to make innocent mistakes a felony.
SB9, poised to pass the Senate, makes it more difficult for people who need assistance at the polls, such as seniors and the disabled. It gives partisan poll watchers the right to be in the voting booth when a volunteer is helping someone, a clear encroachment on the secret ballot. It also imposes new hoops to jump through for election volunteers, including those who drive voters to the polls.
They are foaming at the mouth, Darlin’, and there doesn’t seem to be a sacred right they ain’t trying to murder.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.