Archive for April, 2019

Visiting Day at the Dairy Queen

April 23, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Alfredo and I knew you’d want to know about Paul Manafort’s new residential / vacation retreat plans.

PAUL J MANAFORT

Register Number: 35207-016
Age:       70
Race:     White
Sex:        Male
Located at: Canaan USP
Release Date: 12/25/2024

Here’s his new home.

Notice his release date.

Manfort’s Old Home

 

 

Manafort’s New Home

 

 

Hey, it’s got a baseball field but no putting green or pool.

 

A Little Afternoon Delight

April 23, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The absolute best description of Trump that I have seen. It is a work of art.

And, this is fun.

Thanks to Ray for the heads up.

Yeah, But “Butthead” Doesn’t Sound Like a Pleasant Place to Live

April 23, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Get a load of this caca del toro.

 

 

They’re really going to name a town Village of the Damned?  That might be cool. Trump could retire there. I’ll go into the tee-shirt business.  My parents went to Village of the Damned and all I got was this shirt and bunch of lousy memories.

Thanks to Mari for the heads up.

Oh, Roger Stone, Oh.

April 23, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, okay, I know that Roger Stone is not known for being a classy guy. I get that.

But, really?  This.

 

 

To go see this, it’ll cost you $25 and all the dignity your mother prayed you’d have.

Hey, a guy’s gotta pay his lawyer.

 

Rick Perry, Secretary of Oops

April 23, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Everybody in Texas has been wondering why we never hear from anybody about Rick Perry.  Governor Goodhair has managed to fly under the Trump radar for longer than any other cabinet secretary. And, trust me on this, that ain’t because he’s smarter than all the rest of them. Y’all, I know these things. Even back when he was a Democrat I told people that Ole Rick is powerful cute and plenty friendly but he is not burdened with the energy it takes to have a triple digit IQ.

He recently up and decided that he’s moving on from his job as cabinet secretary of the Energy Department, a department that he wanted to abolish when he was running for president, and had his infamous “Oops!” about.  Ya gotta wonder if he accomplished his mission of killing it, right?

Well, maybe. We just haven’t heard yet. What’s the status of these Office of Special Counsel and Department of Energy Inspector General investigations of Perry? Ya gotta wonder.

And add that Trump personally asked Perry if he’d take over as Homeland Security secretary but Perry, lover of camera facetime, declined and I am deeply grateful for that.  I’m wondering what’s next on Perry’s dance card. You can bet it involves money and probably hunting and beer. Other than that, he doesn’t have much else to do.

Keep an eye on this one. I smell something weird here.

 

Trump Pushes His Border Wall Myth – at the Mythical Easter Egg Roll

April 22, 2019 By: El Jefe Category: Border Catastrophe, Trump

In true form, Trump made an ass of himself (again) today by pushing his border wall bullshit;  he pushed said bullshit in front of children who just wanted to find Easter eggs and frolic on the South Lawn of the White House.  The Easter Grinch showed up, and his name is Donald.

Sheesh.