Oh, Roger Stone, Oh.
Okay, okay, I know that Roger Stone is not known for being a classy guy. I get that.
But, really? This.
To go see this, it’ll cost you $25 and all the dignity your mother prayed you’d have.
Hey, a guy’s gotta pay his lawyer.
April 23, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Okay, okay, I know that Roger Stone is not known for being a classy guy. I get that.
But, really? This.
To go see this, it’ll cost you $25 and all the dignity your mother prayed you’d have.
Hey, a guy’s gotta pay his lawyer.
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$25 is the max tRumpers can afford. Next engagement will be at Walmart
1This is just way too juicy to be real. It’s definitely an exemplar of Poe’s Law (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law).
I’m tempted to say “no way a Democratic operative would be caught in such sleaze”, but then there is Anthony Weiner. But I can say “no way a Democratic operative would openly wallow in such sleaze”.
Also: that $25 includes a photograph and autograph. My first question was “will the photo show the Nixon tatoo”, immediately followed by my mind bucking like a horse faced by a rattlesnake, and refusing to go any further.
2I think he’s going the same way as Steve Bannon who held meet and greets. No one showed up.
I bet Roger won’t fill thirty chairs.
3Or $50 to meet just the Manhattan Madam, and skip Stone.
4One’s a sleazy whore and the other ran an escort service in New York.
5Party of family values?
6I guess that went the way of compassionate conservative
“Party of family values” went out the window before they all gave Trump a big wet kiss on the ass.
And I’ve always assumed that they came up with “compassionate conservative” to distinguish them from normal conservatives– you know, all the other ones.
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