Remember This Name.
Collin Allred is a former NFL football player, then lawyer, now Congressman in Dallas. He whipped up on Pistol Pete Session in 2018 and Honey, I was so excited about it that I danced naked on the back porch.
Now Republicans are looking for somebody to beat him.
It ain’t gonna be easy because he’s already raised over half a million dollars and is wildly popular in the district. But guess who is already announcing they are considering running? Allen West. You remember Allen West, the crazy dude in Florida who won a congressional seat one time and then promptly lost every other time he ran so he moved to Texas for a Texas-sized butt whipping.
Allen West famous stuff:
“I believe there’s about 78 to 81 members of the Democratic Party who are members of the Communist Party.”
— Responding to a question at a Jensen Beach town hall meeting, April 2012.
I think he’s really low-balling that one.
“I am not sitting up here and condemning people who call themselves Muslims. Now is the time we have to challenge this ideology. If we are to peacefully coexist they have to come into the 21st century and push aside a lot of these 7th century ideas they still hold.”
— Describing his views on Islam, September 2011.
It’s very obvious that he doesn’t listen to the first part of his sentence before he gets to the end of it.
So, if you sign up now, I can probably ge you a front row seat to this butt-kicking. And since I gave you a picture of Collin Allred, here’s a picture of Allen West taken to celebrate his election to the Board of Director of the NRA. (Seriously.)
Honey, that’s a little overkill even for Texas.