Well, let’s just click our heels together and dance the happy dance that Democrats elected a mess of really smart young women to congress who came to do good.

Enjoy Jamie Dimon having to think about being part of the working poor.

Bless his heart.  He’s never, ever thought about this before?

The San Angelo police department made an arrest on Monday that has generated some interest.

Please get some popcorn and sit back and read the comments on their Facebook page.

Enjoy.

What Rolling Stone Magazine calls “quite possibly the dumbest moment in congressional history” is a conversation between Republican Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky and former Senator John Kerry.  See if you can guess who is the dumb one.  Hint: it’s the same one who doesn’t believe in climate change.

Humans can’t be responsible for the climate change because the climate was a mess a billion years before we got here.

Okay, so you’re George P Bush, son of Jeb, grandson of Daddy Bush, and definitely sumbitch.  And you’re an elected official in Texas based solely on your name.

So Trump comes to Texas and you go up on the stage and kiss his hiney in the French style.

“Truly, this is the only Bush who got it right,” Trump said at an event in Crosby, Tex., as the younger Bush shook the president’s hand. “He’s going far. He’s going places.”

George P, that was a real poopie del pollo thing to do.

George P knows that his grandmother blamed Trump for her death and he does this? That there alone tells you all you need to know about George P.

You know, you have to work real hard to be the black sheep of the Bush family but I think George P managed to do that.

Collin Allred is a former NFL football player, then lawyer, now Congressman in Dallas.  He whipped up on Pistol Pete Session in 2018 and Honey, I was so excited about it that I danced naked on the back porch.

Colin Allred

Now Republicans are looking for somebody to beat him.

It ain’t gonna be easy because he’s already raised over half a million dollars and is wildly popular in the district. But guess who is already announcing they are considering running?  Allen West. You remember Allen West, the crazy dude in Florida who won a congressional seat one time and then promptly lost every other time he ran so he moved to Texas for a Texas-sized butt whipping.

Allen West famous stuff:

“I believe there’s about 78 to 81 members of the Democratic Party who are members of the Communist Party.”

— Responding to a question at a Jensen Beach town hall meeting, April 2012.

I think he’s really low-balling that one.

“I am not sitting up here and condemning people who call themselves Muslims. Now is the time we have to challenge this ideology. If we are to peacefully coexist they have to come into the 21st century and push aside a lot of these 7th century ideas they still hold.”

— Describing his views on Islam, September 2011.

It’s very obvious that he doesn’t listen to the first part of his sentence before he gets to the end of it.

So, if you sign up now, I can probably ge you a front row seat to this butt-kicking.  And since I gave you a picture of Collin Allred, here’s a picture of Allen West taken to celebrate his election to the Board of Director of the NRA. (Seriously.)

Honey, that’s a little overkill even for Texas.

Here’s a start —

During former President Correa’s government and while Patiño was chancellor, “they tolerated things like Assange putting feces on the embassy walls and other behaviors far from the minimum respect that a guest can have,” said Romo.

Well, there ya go —res ipsa loquitur.

Goodness gracious, is the toilet paper that scratchy in Ecuador?