A federal judge has ruled that the Trump administration’s decision to add a citizenship question to the 2020 census is unlawful.

Just add that to the list of Trump’s Unlawful Things, Skippy.

The purpose of the census is to know how many people are here, not to bring in ICE trucks and round up people Trump thinks we need to throw out.  It’s also an opportunity to deny political representation to Hispanics.

I am working today and watching the teevee to see if I cuss Lindsey Graham or William Barr first.

I have five Nerf balls to throw at the screen.  I’m betting that lasts maybe 15 minutes or so.

I am also watching the three Democrats – Amy Klobuchar, Kamala Harris, and Cory Booker – who are running for president try to distinguish themselves from the pack.

Give me strength, Lord.

On edit:  Okay, I just used three Nerf balls within the first three minutes of Lindsey Graham.  He’s just reading Trump’s tweets.

Remember when Rand Paul’s neighbor beat the crap out of him over landscaping?  Well, Sen. Paul, Mr. Libertarian Socialized Medicine is Slavery is going to…wait for it…Canada for surgery to repair a hernia suffered in the melee.  His spokesman stated that the hospital he’s going to is a private one, but the fact is that said hospital, Shouldice Hernia Hospital, receives the bulk of it’s funding from the Province of Ontario, and accepts funding from Canada’s Provincial Ministry of Health.  In other words, the hospital exists primarily from single payer funding, but will accept actual dollars from those who don’t have insurance, just like in the states.

It must be nice to be rich enough to fly to Canada to pay cash for surgery instead of staying in the States where you would be nickeled and dimed to death by private insurance.

Remember Blake Farenthold, the Texas Republican Congressman who resigned after it was revealed that he spent $84,000 of our money to settle a sexual harassment case against a staffer and then it came out that he was totally gross and told nasty jokes around his congressional office, and that he’s just a mess?

Remember how he promised to give the $84,000 back to the taxpayers but then he changed his mind and now he won’t?

Remember how he came back to Texas and one of his buddies on the Texas Port Authority hired him in secret, which is against Texas law, to work for a newly created position on the Port Authority and that job pays more than Blake was making as a congressman?

Remember how a local newspaper sued him and the Port Authority over the illegal hire and not giving them public records?

Remember?

Well, they say all that ends well.  He has resigned from the Port Authority job.

Let’s hope this is the end and Blake has to get a real job, pay back any illegal monies he got while “working” for the port authority and the money to spend to settle the original harassment claim.

But, I bet it’s not.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up. 

Okay, so Robert Jeffers, the permanently drunk preacher at the mega-First Baptist Church of Dallas is plenty pissed off at you liberals. You, yes you, are doing everything you can to deprive Donald Trump his beautiful wall.

“By opposing this president and his desire to build a wall around our border, I believe the Democrats are morally liable for the death of children, the assault of women, of the humanitarian crisis we’re seeing at the border right now,” he said.

Kinda makes you wonder who created that humanitarian crisis, doesn’t it?  I’m certain that Hillary had something to do with it but Jeffers was too polite to go into detail.

He did, however, offer this addition to the Beatitudes.

“The Bible says even heaven itself is going to have a wall around it,” he said. “Not everybody is going to be allowed in.”

I dunno. I can recall Joshua having a little opinion about that in Jericho.

And, God bless his drunk soul, Jeffers provides defense for Trump keeping the government shut down.  Prepare yourself for this one.

“So many people today are upset about government workers not receiving paychecks,” he said. “I understand that, but when the president took the oath of office, it was not the office of paymaster of the United States making sure everybody got their checks on time.”

Actually Jeffers, that is literally his job. He is supposed to do that. Truly, Jeffers, look it up.

Reality had a flat tire on Sunday morning and never made it to First Baptist Church Dallas.

Last Thursday, during the photo op on the border with His Orangeness, Dan Patrick offered Texas taxpayers’ money to build his idiotic wall.  That’s right, folks – the most powerful man in Texas offered the most powerful man on the planet OUR money to build HIS wall – and pay us back later.  We can’t afford to fund schools and teachers, but we have enough money for this kind of folly.  Swell.

This is what happens when Americans are so goddam stupid that they elected a hate radio screamer and a cheesy reality television star to high office.

Disaster.