That Ted Cruz’s campaign logo is a map of Texas burning down?

Lookie at what CNN just sent us.

A heated argument in the West Wing between chief of staff John Kelly and national security adviser John Bolton over a recent surge in border crossings turned into a shouting match Thursday, two sources familiar with the argument told CNN.

The two men argued about the increase in people coming across the border because Trump’s inhumane, heinous, and very expensive trick of separating children from their parent didn’t work at all except for the people making money from mistreating the children and making those horrible vans we saw with child seats in every row.

Trump sided with Bolton, which means he will now try something even worse than the last excursion into villainy.

I don’t know about you, but I’d almost pay money to see two old white men fight.  All we could hope is that there is no clear winner but lots of gore as they stab each other with their Mont Blanc pens.

You know, what bothers me about Trump is that he will lie about anything, even the little tiny things.  Remember when he told us a few days ago that he has the small arena at NRG for his rally with Ted that seats 8,000 because there weren’t any other venues available?  Well, come to find out, he lied.

UPDATE:

Due to an overwhelming response, the venue has changed to TOYOTA CENTER.

The Toyota Center is where the Rockets play and it holds 18,000 – still nowhere near the 55,000 at Willie and Beto’s event.

Minute Maid Park (where the Astros play) holds 41,000.  Plus, it’s at 6:30 so downtown is gonna be a mess.

TedCruz.com

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Thanks to Claire for the heads up.

In response to questions about climate change, Trump responded thusly.

‘You have scientists on both sides of [climate change],’ Trump told the AP.

‘My uncle was a great professor at MIT for many years: Dr. John Trump. And I didn’t talk to him about this particular subject, but I have a natural instinct for science, and I will say that you have scientists on both sides of the picture.’

By gawd, if Trump doesn’t realize that “natural instincts for science” is an oxymoron, then I have some jumbo shrimp I’d like to cook for him on clean coal and charge him a small fortune.

Y’all, this is a man whose natural instincts is to grab women by the cha-cha.  And that painting your skin orange is attractive.  I ain’t trusting his natural instincts.

Trump is all a’twitterin’ this morning about how he’s going to send the United States Military to “close the southern border” if Mexico doesn’t stop people from coming here.

So instead of jailing little tiny kids, he can just shoot them.  Man, that’ll get the base out to vote next week.

He’s declaring war on Mexico on a Thursday before most people even woke up.

What a guy.