Okay, I don’t know diddle squat about how the internet machine actually works.  I just accept it as magic and that eliminates all the confusion in my mind.

However, people who do understand the internet seem plenty worried enough for both of us.

Here’s what they are saying.

Like I said, I don’t understand it all but it appears that Russian is kinda like my dorm mother when I was in college – all up in my business snooping around where she doesn’t have any business.

To be honest, I just don’t like it.  So, Boris and Natasha – kiss my big blue butt.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

We were promised The Best People.

Please take a few minutes to watch Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) question Matthew Spencer Petersen, Trump’s nominee for district court judge.

Okay, so I admit that’s The Best imitation of a drunk lawyer that I have ever seen.  I do not know what this guy did with the money his momma gave him to go to law school, but he surely owes her an explanation.

I am not a lawyer.  I do, however, watch Perry Mason on the teevee so I know what a Daubert Standard and a Motion in Limine is.  Hell, did this guy never watch any part of the OJ trial?

Y’all, if this guy is the best I’d hate to see who didn’t make the cut.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

It pains me to have to write that Omarosa got fired / quit / pitched a vulgar fit / slapped somebody / was escorted off the property / or some damn thing.  Hell, it pains me to write “Omarosa.”

She reports —

I have seen things that made me uncomfortable.

Yes, Dear, they do have mirrors at the White House.

You know, maybe it’s just me, but I am thinking that the fact you’re the only black person in the White House would have made you uncomfortable long before now.

Blake Farenthold is calling it quits.

In all honesty, I know he was just trying to avoid an investigation, but you have to hand him this – it’s the first decent thing he’s ever done in his life.

I have a friend, La Lisa Hernandez, in Corpus, Blake’s district, who replied to a Facebook comment of mine …

I’m seriously considering a conversion to Judaism!! First day of Hanukkah… Moore loses!! Second day… Omarosa gets dragged from the White House!! Third day… Blake’s OUT!!!

She makes a good point.

Okay, Blake Farenthold embarrassed us again, so I’m donating $5 to his opponent.

Here ya go …

Just broke tonight.

Didn’t Omarosa just get fired for that?

Who tweeted this?  The answer is in the comments.

“Roy Moore won’t concede; says will wait on God to speak. God wasn’t registered to vote in AL but the ppl who voted did speak and it wasn’t close enough for recount.”

“In elections everyone does NOT get a trophy. I know first hand but it’s best to exit with class.”

Who said it?