Archive for May, 2017

Oh Louie

May 06, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Louie Gohmert gave an Almost Town Hall yesterday out in East Texas.  The problem was that he only invited his supporters or people who gave given him money in the past.  I suspect that he does not represent those who haven’t bought him.

So my friends in East Texas got themselves a Louie Gohmert piñata and held a party the same night.  This one involved money, too.  You paid $1 to have your picture taken with Louie.  Say hi to Betty.

 

All proceeds went to the Democratic Party.

 

Trump Regime Ordering All Fed TVs Turned to Fox Noise

May 05, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

As the Trump administration tightens it’s totalitarian grip on US government agencies, an order to turn all televisions to Fox Noise is being enforced.  Sorry, normal people, you must watch the Official Station of the Trump Administration.

Welcome to Trumpland in the 21st century.

 

 

 

The South Shall Rise Again

May 05, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Honey, you ain’t bringing Ole Dixie down.  Oh no, sir, you are not.  Today Texas became the 11th state to call for a convention of the states. Only 34 states are needed.

My favorite comment during the debate?

As a member of the House Select Committee on State and Federal Power and Responsibility, Rep. Larry Gonzales, R-Round Rock, who opposed the convention in the past, could have, in league with Democrats on the committee, scuttled the resolution.

Asked why he joined the majority in approving the resolution Thursday, he replied, “Just did.”

“Just did.”  The best damn reason for doing anything.

My second favorite?

[Democrat Chris] Turner also sought to add some mischief to the debate by offering an amendment that would expand the agenda for the convention to include an amendment that would “remove from office those officials and members found to have colluded with foreign governments.”

That followed a recitation by Turner of allegations of Russian interference in the 2016 campaign to help elect President Donald Trump.

Turner’s amendment was tabled on a 94-53 vote.

Which is kinda odd to defeat it considering that’s already in the Constitution.  Sedition is a twenty year prison sentence.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Ashes to Asses

May 05, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You know, if I thought any of them had a heart, I’d do this.

 

The Optics

May 05, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Here is a bunch of old white guys strutting up to the Oval Office to congratulate themselves for a trillion dollar tax cut to the wealthiest 2%.  Oh yeah, and they dropped health care for 24 million Americans.

And there’s Ole Louie Gohmert right at the head of this death panel.

 

Home Grown Terrorists.

 

The Rule

May 05, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You cannot celebrate Cinco de Mayo if you support the wall.