Rumor has it that the rumors about Ted Cruz cannot possibly be true because there are not five women in America who would do the sparkin’ thing with him or, and this can be proven, if he’s even in the same room.
It’s my theory that the only reason Donald Trump gets laid is because … do I need to finish that sentence? No, I do not.
But Trump’s luck runs out in the lady department when it comes to other men. Team Trump is simple not rich enough to buy super-models. Hell, they are barely rich enough for a Big Mac. And their luck with women is fixing to run out.
The “Vote Trump, Get Dumped” movement invites women opposed to Trump to “Join us by wielding your influence.”
“Until Trump is defeated, we don’t date, sleep with, or canoodle with Trump supporters,” a manifesto on its website reads.
Team Trump: where men are men and sheep are scared.
Thanks to Craig for the heads up.