Archive for November, 2015

Fun to Watch

November 17, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

One of my favorite things to do is watch Sarah Palin argue with herself.  CBS News asked Palin if she was to blame for the Republican ticket losing in 2008.

2010-03-26-SARAHPALINMOTORCYCLEJACK“Well, it takes a team to win, so it takes a team to lose. I was part of a team that came in second outta two. So, yes, yeah, I mean, semantics, okay, words matter. You either win or you lose. We lost. That makes you not a winner. At that time.”

I’m a woman, yeah, who watched.  Watched you run for veep. Clocks matter. I mean, I watched in real time.  You either watch or you don’t watch. I watch. Except when I don’t. A watch can also go on your arm. It’s time.

She says she’s willing to run for office again. That’s good because I’m ready to vote against her. So, you could say we’re on the same page.

 

Home of the Brave?

November 16, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Matthew 25.  KJV  The parable the sheep and the goats.

Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me. Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink? When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee? And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

When you say you are a Christian, you need to act like a Christian.  If every church in America took in only one Syrian family, this problem would be solved.

Additionally, Syrian immigrants have added so much to this country, including the father of the man who built my computer.

When did my country stop being the land of the free and the home of the brave?

 

Greg Abbott’s Brand of Christianity UPDATED

November 16, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas Governor Greg Abbott celebrates this holiday season.

Texas will not accept any Syrian refugees fleeing their civil war-torn country, Gov. Greg Abbott said Monday, specifically citing the deadly terrorist attacks in Paris last week and a separate shooting in Texas earlier this year.

The “separate shooting in Texas” he’s talking about is an event in Garland, sponsored by crazy people, to have a contest to draw a picture of the prophet Muhammed.

“Given the tragic attacks in Paris and the threats we have already seen, Texas cannot participate in any program that will result in Syrian refugees – any one of whom could be connected to terrorism – being resettled in Texas,” Abbott said.

I checked Google but I didn’t find anywhere that he had demanded that no Christians settle in Texas after the Oklahoma City bombing.

I think it would be a nice gesture to have the Governor read his proclamation while standing behind the manger scene on the state capitol lawn.

Of course, he cannot stop the refugees from coming.  He can only deny them state funds. He wrote the letter just to be mean.  Lord knows, however, that he doesn’t need the practice.

UPDATE:  Here ya go.  Governors can’t overrule Presidents.

Just in case there is any doubt, President Obama has explicit statutory authorization to accept foreign refugees into the United States. Under the Refugee Act of 1980, the president may admit refugees who face “persecution or a well-founded fear of persecution on account of race, religion, nationality, membership in a particular social group, or political opinion” into the United States, and the president’s power to do so is particularly robust if they determine that an “unforeseen emergency refugee situation” such as the Syrian refugee crisis exists.

So shove it, Abbott.  And, by the way, this country doesn’t like any Republican politician from Texas or even their brothers.  (Cruz has 15% in Iowa.)

Holy Crap: Funny Money Edition

November 16, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Pastor Steve Furtick of the Elevation Church in Charlotte, North Carolina, brings in 20,000 worshippers and $500,000 every weekend.  That’s tax-free money.

Screen Shot 2015-11-16 at 10.31.55 AMI guess some eyebrows raised when it got out that they “asked volunteers and employees alike to sign a confidentiality agreement, which threatens to sue if volunteers and members disclose church finances.”

Hummm … Then there’s the fact that they give away 12% of that they take in.  Nobody knows what exactly happens to the rest of the money. I suppose that church members don’t care because they get Jesus out of the deal.

Furtick was recently asked how much money he makes.  His answer?

That would be the most arrogant thing I could do and it would rob me of the blessings of what Jesus said, which is that when you give, you don’t get up and tell everyone how much you’ve given.

Uh, we’re asking how much you get, not how much you give.

The church recently built him a $2,000,000 home which he says is “not that great of a house.” It’s got 7 and half bathrooms, which is probably the bare minimum because this guy is full of crap.

Thanks to Alan for the heads up.

Bush To The Rescue!

November 16, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so Jeb Bush said this.

“We should declare war and harness all of the power the U.S. can bring to bear, both diplomatic and military, of course, to be able to take out ISIS… We have the capabilities of doing this, we just haven’t shown the will.”

Note that he doesn’t say which country he wants to invade and there’s a good reason for that: Dick Cheney hasn’t decided yet.

I think he wants to take out Isis the way his brother took out Osama bin Laden.

 

It’s Satire but It’s Good.

November 15, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Click right here for a clever idea.

Officials in the French government are confirming at the time of publication that they are in conversations with high-level French attorneys in an effort to determine if a bill for cleaning up after the horrific massacre in the streets of Paris late Friday night.

Reminder: it’s satire but nonetheless a good idea.

Thanks to Nobby for the heads up.