Archive for November, 2015

Holy Crap: Holy War Edition

November 15, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so in this far right corner we have Jeb! Bush, a man who has been trying desperately to just slide into the oval office without anyone noticing.

He blew his cover.

Jeb!Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush said over the weekend that the U.S. should respond to the terrorist attacks in Paris by carefully screening out Syrian refugees who are not Christians.

Okay, that’s one of the most unChristian things I’ve ever heard.

The first question has to be: how will we know if they are Christians?  Some people lie about that, you know.  And most of those who do lie are running for President of the United Damn States of America in the Republican primary.

So, what’s the test?  Must they walk on water and promise to herd Mexicans back to Mexico?

Jeb!’s reasoning is that Isis is “slaughtering” Christians.  Well, Jeb!, if that is true why did Isis pick on France, where President Hollande is an atheist and a damn socialist?

And he’s the smart brother.  Go home, Jeb!, you’re an idiot.

 

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November 13, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Holy Crap: It’s the Jesus PAC

November 13, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You knew it was coming because nobody, and I mean nobody, raises money like Jesus.

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Okay, so it’s not “Americans For Jesus and Guns Who Are Against Gays, Abortions, and the IRS,” which would be the biggest fundraising PAC of all time, but it’s damn close.

They almost have a website.  It’s a WIX template with all the template stuff still on there.  But they add their name at the top and a Jesus picture.

If anybody knows the dude, give him a high five for me because he’s going to raise a whole mess of money from really stupid people.

 

Weekend Reading

November 13, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Under the category of Holy Cow, He Did Not Keep Us Safe, Politico takes down George W Bush.

And, the Washington Post gives you a ringside seat at a Donald Trump meltdown.

Have a great weekend and I’ll see you tomorrow!

 

No, No, No, I’m Gonna Close My Eyes And All This Will Go Away

November 12, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Here ya go. If you ever needed a reason to leave politics, you’ve got it.

 

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Seriously.

Donald Trump is criticizing Hillary Clinton’s hair.

It cannot get more absurd than this.

 

Well, Ain’t She Just One Silly Girl

November 12, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I think I’ve told you guys before that Cathy Engelbrecht is a neighbor of mine and she runs True The Vote, a money-making operation that she invented to distract old white people from Republicans stealing elections and then giving her all their money.  That’s the truth.  I went to one of her lectures. I am 68 years old and I was the youngest person there and the only one who could hear. I know that because I was the only one cringing.

Cathy must have gotten her a graphics person. Get a load of this.

 

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Now, I just want to remind you that Cathy did diddle squat with Republican election fraud going on right under her nose with a local candidate she supported. And that she and her husband run a machine shop with “serious” violations to workers health and safety.

How she keeps a tax-exempt status is stranger to me than UFO’s.

 

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Hydra.  Well Miss Cathy Prissy, I just want you to know that I’ve been called worse. Much worse. And, by the way, so have you.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.