So this happened.

The Texas Lege is hearing testimony on Open Carry.  Here is one man’s testimony.  He was testifying for open carry but makes a man good argument against it.

He spent 17 and a half years in prison and needs a gun to protect himself.

Be sure to listen carefully as they leave the table.

His name is William Brown III and he wants a gun, dammit.

By now you have heard that www.TedCruz.com supports President Obama and that www.TedCruzforAmerica.com isn’t any kinder to Ted.

But there’s more.  A twitter dude discovered that Ted’s donation website might not be exactly secure.  In fact, it shares a certificate with Nigerian-Prince.com.  The simple explanation of why that’s dangerous for his donors is here.

The proof is here.  Click the little one to get the big one.

Nigerian-Prince.com  Is that close to Kenya?

Okay, one other Ted Thing.  I have been wondering what the hell his logo is.

What the hell is that thing?  A flame because the whole world is on fire?  The Cuban flag?  Something from the Purifying Fire Ministries where his Dad preaches?  Drops of oil?

I’m gonna be honest.  It scares me.

Okay, this takes the cake.

You cannot call the Wall Street Journal a liberal media source.  Well, I guess you could, but people would snicker at you.

They have a story today that ought to be ringing a few more bells than it has.

Soon after the U.S. and other major powers entered negotiations last year to curtail Iran’s nuclear program, senior White House officials learned Israel was spying on the closed-door talks.

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The espionage didn’t upset the White House as much as Israel’s sharing of inside information with U.S. lawmakers and others to drain support from a high-stakes deal intended to limit Iran’s nuclear program, current and former officials said.

The bottom line is that Israel spied on United States diplomatic negotiations and fed their biased interpretation of those negotiations to members of congress.

Have you been looking for treason? This one stands out like a possum in a poodle show.

Israel is denying it happened.  I think we need John Boehner’s orange butt sworn under oath before a special Senate committee and watch him perjure himself.  Yeah, John, it looks like manner, smells like manure, tastes like manure but it’s custard pudding, right?

This whole deal smells like 50 cents a gallon perfume.

Well, the Irony Imp has made his appearance.

Okay, let me think this through.  It’s Liberty University but students were required to attend?

Hummm …..

Also of note:   After announcing he is a presidential candidate today, Cruz will have 10 days to file a Statement of Candidacy with the FEC. That means he can delay filing until April, which in turn means his presidential campaign committee won’t have to file any FEC reports (disclosing any testing-the-waters activities to date) until July.  Cute.

And my current favorite suggested Ted Cruz campaign slogan:  (Close your eyes, Momma.)

Oh yeah, Dick Cheney is doing a Playboy interview.  I guess he wanted to be among all those other boobs.

I really don’t know what else to say.

I thought it was one of those satire things.

No, siree, he’s blameless, flawless, and as judgmental as ever.

“I look at Barack Obama and I see the worst president in my lifetime, without question — and that’s saying something. I used to have significant criticism of Jimmy Carter, but compared to Barack Obama and the damage he is doing to the nation — it’s a tragedy, a real tragedy, and we are going to pay a hell of a price just trying to dig out from under his presidency.”

Dick!  Dick!  Get a damn mirror, you cloistered son of a motherless goat.

I cannot begin to imagine what rattles around in his empty head.  In August of 2011 he said his book was going to have “heads exploding” all over DeeCee.  That did not happen.  Everyone said, “Crazzzzzy Uncle Dick is bloviating again.”  He thought the “last throes of the insurgency” was just around the corner where “we will be welcomed as liberators,” so who cares what he thinks now.

When Cheney left office his approval rating was 13% and it hasn’t come up one damn point since then.

He’s a damn criminal at home and abroad.  I am certain that President wears Cheney’s disapproval as a badge of honor.

Sumbitch.  He’s a sumbitch.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

Pastor John Hagee of the the Cornerstone Church in San Antonio – which is also called Six Flags Over Jesus – has been warning us about this.

We’re having four complete lunar eclipses six months apart.  Hagee warns that this fulfills the Biblical prophesy of “blood on the moon.”  Total lunar eclipses are called blood moons because the moon turns red during them.  It’s not, you know, actual blood.

The first two eclipses were on April 25, 2013, and April 15, 2014.  Nothing major happened, much to Hagee’s  chagrin.  However, it did give him time to sell more books.  The next one is scheduled for April 4th.  That’s the day before Easter.  Woo wee woo.

“I believe that the heavens are God’s billboard, that he has been sending signals to planet Earth,” he explained. “God is literally screaming at the world, ‘I’m coming soon.'”

Hagee predicted that the four eclipses were signaling a “world-shaking event that will happen between April 2014 and October 2015.”

Well hell’s bells, John.  That’s like, I dunno, over a year or something.  It’s 18 months to be exact.  Damn straight something will happen in 18 months.

Anyway, John has two full pages of books about blood on the moon, which seems kinda like he needs an intervention.

The last of the four blood moons is on March 23, 2016, so I seriously doubt anything major is gonna happen until then because, think about it, why would God reserve the billboard space if he knows it ain’t gonna happen.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.