I’m beginning to think that the GOP run-off between Thad Cochran and Chris McDaniel is going to last forever and will end up looking like Sherman went through Mississippi instead of Georgia.

This sucker runs the gambit from illegal photo-taking to suicide to breaking and entering to bribes to … hell, there’s no end in sight.

Although the Mississippi GOP certified Cochran as the winner, McDaniel is claiming that he will challenge the decision.

And get this:  he’s superhero CorruptionBuster!

In an interview with WLOX-TV on Monday, McDaniel remarked that “there’s no timetable for justice.”

“We’re going to find the corruption that exists in Mississippi, if it exists, and we’re going to put an end to it once and for all,” he said.

Yeah, putting an end to corruption in Mississippi would be just a little harder than moving the capital from Jackson to New York City.

And if there’s a circus anywhere within the boundaries of electoral college votes, Ted Cruz wants to be the ringmaster.  So, he jumps in.

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on Monday called for an official investigation into alleged voter fraud in the Mississippi Senate runoff, calling all the talk of voting irregularities “appalling.”

Yep, appalling.  Bygawd, just appalling.

But here’s where it gets tricky.

“We’ve seen serious allegations of voter fraud,” Cruz said on “The Mark Levin Show.” “And I very much hope that no Republican was involved in voter fraud.

Darlin’, blow your nose because your brain is dusty.

It was a primary.  That means Republican against Republican, so if you’re all set to prove that Republicans commit voter fraud, then you aren’t the ringmaster, you’re the clown.

Y’all, I knew it.  Gohmertitis is contagious.   Some congressvarmint in Kentucky caught it.

“As you (Energy & Environment Cabinet official) sit there in your chair with your data, we sit up here in ours with our data and our constituents and stuff behind us. I don’t want to get into the debate about climate change, but I will simply point out that I think in academia we all agree that the temperature on Mars is exactly as it is here. Nobody will dispute that. Yet there are no coal mines on Mars. There are no factories on Mars that I’m aware of.”

Dude, there’s lotsa things you’re not award of.

I know there are some of you who are gonna think that’s satire.

It ain’t.

Thank you, Brandon Smith, for making all the rest of us look a little smarter.

Thank you to everybody for the heads up.

Priest.  Soccer.  Homosexual.  Seriously.

A Russian Orthodox Priest has claimed that the World Cup is an abomination because players wear brightly-coloured shoes.

Writing in his column on Russian People’s Line, Priest Alexander Shumsky claimed that players are promoting a “gay rainbow” by wearing green, pink, yellow and blue shoes.

He said: “Wearing pink or blue shoes, [the players] might as well wear women’s panties or a bra.

“The liberal ideology of globalism clearly wants to oppose Christianity with football. I’m sure of it.

Me, too. Totally sure of it.

Quit snickering.  I’m happy to know that our Super DeLux Brand Christians have some decent Russian competition.

Wasn’t it Pat Robertson who thought the Teletubbies were gay?

The priest also criticized the “unthinkable” hairstyles of some of the players in the tournament.

Well, at least the Teletubbies don’t have that problem.

Thanks to Carol for the heads up.

Ya know, you do not have to be a preacher man or a nun to know that we’re supposed to take care of each other.

Man’s first question to God was, “Am I my brother’s keeper?”  God answered yes.

Catholic Charities is bringing 1,000 refugees from Central America to Dallas.  A friend of mine in Dallas who is, of course, a Democrat, saw a need and jumped to fill it.

We are a grassroots group gathering supplies for donation to the child refugees. The items for donation will be given to Catholic Charities for distribution. “Across the country, Catholic Charities agencies are doing their best to respond to this developing humanitarian crisis. These children, many of them elementary-sch​ool aged or younger, are exhausted and alone, in desperate need of food, shelter, and most especially, a caring embrace. No matter what their legal status, leaving a seven-year-old in the desert to fend for herself would be inhumane. As beneficiaries of this great land of opportunity, we cannot turn our back on these children in their hour of greatest need.” ~~ via Catholic Charities

If you are on Facebook, they are here.  If you aren’t, you can purchase items from Amazon for as little as $3. and up $30 that will be sent directly to my friend by clicking here.  The best part is that you can act like a Christian without being one.

Do it.  You’ll feel good about it.

One other thing, my friend Sarah Slamen will be on The Ed Show today at 4:20 Texas time talking about Rick Perry’s conspiracy theory involving Barack Obama and immigration.  Check it out.

Okay, so there’s this goofy lookin’ guy who went on Fox News. You gotta believe what he says because Steve Doocy proclaimed that his “sources are impeccable.”

His name is Ed Klein and he writes books.  True books with impeccable sources.  Doocy says so.

Here’s some of his claims at his latest visit to Fox.

— the Obamas had separate bedrooms on Martha’s vineyard, that the president smoked in bed, and that he ate Murdick’s Fudge in bed.

— Bill Clinton smiled when he was diagnosed with a “progressive” heart condition because the term sounded liberal.

— that Hillary Clinton was a lesbian, and she was raped by then-Arkansas Gov. Bill Clinton when they conceived their daughter Chelsea.

— that if he died of a heart condition, Bill told Hillary ‘Hillary, you should put on widow’s weeds, dress in black, and it would be worth a couple of million votes.’

And that last one has to be true because Elisabeth Hasselbeck says that sounds like Bill Clinton.

Okay, slap yourself back into reality.

Thanks to Marge for the head up.

Even people from foreign states know by now that Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott is the absolute worst lawyer ever.  I think they’ve repossessed his briefcase and hid his map to the courthouse.

But, by gawd, he’s gonna sue again.

Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott says he may sue the federal government over the costs incurred from housing thousands of undocumented children detained on the U.S.-Mexico border.

“If the federal government is unwilling to secure the border, the State of Texas will be forced to resort to litigation to recoup the costs incurred to respond to this crisis.”

Okay, so if we were to herd together all the taxpayer money Abbott has spent paying Texas lawyers to prepare lawsuits,  all the taxpayer money he has lost in those lawsuits, and add that to all the money Texas taxpayers have spent for Rick Perry’s security and state detail while he’s running for President, we could build a freekin’ condo for those kids.

But, hell, let’s sue the government so that taxpayers can foot the bill for writ twits on both sides of the case.

What the hell is this with government suing government?  The lawyer full employment bill?