Archive for May, 2014

I’ve Reported It

May 25, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Guys – the comment section is a little flaky this morning.  New comments show up only when you hold your nose right.  I’ve reported it but they warned they are on vacation, too, unless it’s an emergency.  I think it is.

Well, that as quick.  Everything seems to be working now!

Listen Up, Ted

May 25, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Yo Ted, this is God speaking to you.  The voices in your head?  Not me.

Believe it or not, I have better things to do than to talk personally to some lame-brained narcissistic misfit.  More important things like … I dunno … the Astros.  The Astros are in last place by six games.   It’s gonna take more than a six buggy prayer meeting to fill that ballpark.

Ted, you and I both know that outrage has replaced foreplay in old white Republican people.  I know that you know that because you keep feeding it to them.  Like that whole Doin’ Away With the First Amendment thing.  Ho boy, I gotta hand it to you – that really got those old white hearts pumping.  Worked better than Viagra on about half of them.

Now, both of us know full well that campaign finance reform ain’t got diddle squat to do with free speech.  But you spread phony outrage as your bread on the waters because you sure as hell ain’t gonna use your money as I commanded in Ecclesiastes 11:1.

Ted, dammit, if I was the voice in your head, you wouldn’t be so bean dip dumb.

Then there’s your misuse of my people by saying that the Democrats want to muzzle preachers.  Hell, Ted, I would like to muzzle about half of them myself.

Preachers are free to say anything they like, but the minute they cross that church and state line, they have to pay taxes unto Caesar.  Ted, you evil little mastermind, I know what you’re doing.  If the church can get involved in the state, then the state can get involved in the church.  Most of my followers do not want the United States Senate monitoring their church.  But, I can see why you do.

And that Dad of yours?  Son, get him some help.

Well, that’s it for today but I’ll be seeing you in the sweet by and by.  In case you have a hard time finding me, I’m the hungry sick child who is doing without food or healthcare in the greatest nation on earth.  I don’t think you’ve ever looked over this way before.

God

Well, Darn

May 24, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I was going to talk about reasonable gun control today, but I guess we can’t because it not the right time, being as how we’re all upset right now.

 

The Koch Brothers Double Down

May 23, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, remember when I told you about the Tea party blogger who snuck into the nursing home where Mississippi Republican senator Thad Cochran’s wife was staying with early onset Alzheimer’s?  He wanted to take a picture of her to display while claiming that Cochran was messing around with his long time staffer.

Hole cow, that was just the prelude to the vicious attack coming from the Tea Party and the Koch Brothers.

A Mississippi Tea Party leader and another man were also arrested this morning in the Wifegate espionage case.

Mark Mayfield of Ridgeland, an attorney and state and local tea party leader, was arrested Thursday along with Richard Sager, a Laurel elementary school P.E. teacher and high school soccer coach. Police said they also charged John Beachman Mary of Hattiesburg, but he was not taken into custody because of “extensive medical conditions.” All face felony conspiracy charges. Sager also was charged with felony tampering with evidence, and Mary faces two conspiracy counts. The arrest of Mayfield, well-known in political, business and legal circles, caused shock in Mississippi, in a criminal case and election that already had Mississippi in the national spotlight.

Now you’d think that after all this sleazy inhumane rigamarole, they’d lay off Cochran.  But, noooo.

The Koch Brothers pile on, running an ad saying that Cochran once said something nice about the President of the United States of Damn America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmYJzNCtT0I

How low can the Tea Party go?  It appears that they are at the bottom of the well and still digging.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Friday Toons

May 23, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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In Case You Missed It

May 22, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Greg Abbott’s people had a wonderful way of welcoming people to Wendy Davis’s event tonight.

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This is what we’re going to face in Texas from now until November.  Please donate to the Texas Democratic Party to fight against this kind of crap from Republicans.  Texas Democrats are the ones with boots on the ground in every county in this state.   Plus, I’m on the Finance Committee for the State Party and will make sure your money is spent wisely.

Or donate to the Fort Bend County Democratic Party and help me hire another canvaser this summer.   We squeeze every dime out of your dollar.  Five dollars buys half  an hour of canvassing (that’s one side of a long street) in the Texas heat.  It goes to a college kid who is helping in the summer.

And after you donate, send an email to Greg Abbott letting him know that you did and why you did.  Keep it clean.  Keep it professional.  Keep it polite.  But, let him know that there’s a line and he crossed it.

Or let me know if you’re willing to phone bank for us from your home.  Or, if you’re from Texas, call your county chairman and ask what you can do to help.

The more of this crap we put up with, the more of this crap we’re going to get.

Bubba and Truman appreciate you letting me blow off steam here.

That’s all for tonight and have a pleasant tomorrow.