You Can’t Spell Crazy Without AZ
You know the Secretary of State in Arizona who got 1,200 emails- because, dammit, he counted them – to keep President Obama off the ballot in Arizona because he’s not a United States citizen?
Proving once again that ridicule is far more fun than raw insane anger, we have this …
But what about Mitt Romney? What about the persistent rumors that Mitt Romney is in fact, a unicorn? There has never been a conclusive DNA test proving that Mitt Romney is not a unicorn. We have never seen him without his hair — hair that could be covering up a horn.
You can go sign the petition. We need PROOF, by gawd!
Thanks to TexasEllen for the heads up.
Love this idea! BTW, go read the comments on chron.com on the AZ birther story. Wing nuts, whatyagonnado?
1Any clues how many signatures they’ve gotten so far. [having trouble breathing for the giggles]
2It was over 17,000 when I signed. These people are magic. Magic!
3“You can’t spell Crazy with AZ” ’cause that would be “Cry” which is what I want to do every time I think of AZ politics.
4Actually, if you’re a Mormon, all that hair & the Magic Underwear are hiding a set of horns and a tail. At least that’s what a Hardshell Babdist preacher told me, so it must be right.
5daChipster, it sounds like a great title for a cw song. Got any good lyrics for us?
6I’ll buy that Mittens is a “robot” unicorn, nothing more, nothing less~NO WAY Mittens is a REAL live unicorn.
7You know Mitt’s daddy wasn’t born in America, doncha? Could unicorns have something to do with that?
8Wasn’t Mitt born in Mexico or lived there as a child? Maybe he’s a Mezkun and not a US citizen. Lots of people in Mexico City have hair and eyes the same color as his. Sounds suspicious to me, just sayin’
9I’ve always been suspicious that Romney’s hair was just the right length to hide a horn – or maybe several of them! Maybe someone should hold him down while we cut his hair!
10@Elkis: I agree. Real live unicorns can only be caught and tamed by a virgin. Maybe there’s something there that should be investigated.
I’m with Eykis–a robot unicorn, maybe. Or a robot anything, likely. Does the Prez have to be a sure-enough human being?
11Old Mayfly, we know the VP doesn’t. There was a Prime Minister on Doctor Who that unzipped its skin to reveal the alien underneath, and I swear they got the idea from watching Cheyney.
12I haven’t seen any stories about him with his head in virgin’s laps or anything like that. Him turning out to be a unicorn might generate some excitement, at least.
13Every now and then I torture myself by reading a few of the comments posted on one of these stories. Yesterday, after MSNBC ran the story about the AZ Sec’y of State accepting HI’s verification of Obama’s birth certificate one poster claimed that the dust jackets on Obama’s books said he was born in Kenya until 2007 when he changed the information. And his SSN was actually issued to a man in CT.
14Something like this, Fran?
Well I left Nacogdoches, headed somewhere West
Your man’s suspicious and he’s so vicious
My knees just thought it best
I stopped in Amarillo, to get myself a steak
In Albuquerque I bought some jerky
And my heart began to break
I ended up in Flagstaff, with teardrops in my eye
Alone in A-Z , I must be goin’ crazy
‘Cause all I do is cry.
Crazy, C-R-A-Z-Y
15I’m all alone, in Arizone
And no matter how hard I try
I can’t forget the way we loved
So I’ll be leaving bye and bye
You can’t spell crazy if you’re not in A-Z
So all ya got left is “cry.”
Without the horn I would suspect that Romney is related to Equus africanus asinus which is a donkey. However, no republican would be caught dead being a donkey so I’m afraid he’s just a common Ass.
16Now we need a youtube of you singing it, daChipster! Or maybe Bitchin’ Betty and the Sequined Backhoes can take it on the road this summer as we work our way towards Charlotte. Hmmmm.
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