You Can’t Spell Crazy Without AZ

May 23, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You know the Secretary of State in Arizona who got 1,200 emails- because, dammit, he counted them – to keep President Obama off the ballot in Arizona because he’s not a United States citizen?

Proving once again that ridicule is far more fun than raw insane anger, we have this

But what about Mitt Romney? What about the persistent rumors that Mitt Romney is in fact, a unicorn? There has never been a conclusive DNA test proving that Mitt Romney is not a unicorn. We have never seen him without his hair — hair that could be covering up a horn.

You can go sign the petition.  We need PROOF, by gawd!

Thanks to TexasEllen for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “You Can’t Spell Crazy Without AZ”


  1. Cheryl Ann says:

    Love this idea! BTW, go read the comments on chron.com on the AZ birther story. Wing nuts, whatyagonnado?

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  2. Any clues how many signatures they’ve gotten so far. [having trouble breathing for the giggles]

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  3. It was over 17,000 when I signed. These people are magic. Magic!

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  4. daChipster says:

    “You can’t spell Crazy with AZ” ’cause that would be “Cry” which is what I want to do every time I think of AZ politics.

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  5. Actually, if you’re a Mormon, all that hair & the Magic Underwear are hiding a set of horns and a tail. At least that’s what a Hardshell Babdist preacher told me, so it must be right.

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  6. fenway fran says:

    daChipster, it sounds like a great title for a cw song. Got any good lyrics for us?

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  7. I’ll buy that Mittens is a “robot” unicorn, nothing more, nothing less~NO WAY Mittens is a REAL live unicorn.

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  8. WhitesCreek says:

    You know Mitt’s daddy wasn’t born in America, doncha? Could unicorns have something to do with that?

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  9. Cindy D. says:

    Wasn’t Mitt born in Mexico or lived there as a child? Maybe he’s a Mezkun and not a US citizen. Lots of people in Mexico City have hair and eyes the same color as his. Sounds suspicious to me, just sayin’

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  10. I’ve always been suspicious that Romney’s hair was just the right length to hide a horn – or maybe several of them! Maybe someone should hold him down while we cut his hair!
    @Elkis: I agree. Real live unicorns can only be caught and tamed by a virgin. Maybe there’s something there that should be investigated.

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  11. OldMayfly says:

    I’m with Eykis–a robot unicorn, maybe. Or a robot anything, likely. Does the Prez have to be a sure-enough human being?

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  12. Old Mayfly, we know the VP doesn’t. There was a Prime Minister on Doctor Who that unzipped its skin to reveal the alien underneath, and I swear they got the idea from watching Cheyney.

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  13. aggieland liz says:

    I haven’t seen any stories about him with his head in virgin’s laps or anything like that. Him turning out to be a unicorn might generate some excitement, at least.

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  14. cairocat says:

    Every now and then I torture myself by reading a few of the comments posted on one of these stories. Yesterday, after MSNBC ran the story about the AZ Sec’y of State accepting HI’s verification of Obama’s birth certificate one poster claimed that the dust jackets on Obama’s books said he was born in Kenya until 2007 when he changed the information. And his SSN was actually issued to a man in CT.

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  15. daChipster says:

    Something like this, Fran?

    Well I left Nacogdoches, headed somewhere West
    Your man’s suspicious and he’s so vicious
    My knees just thought it best
    I stopped in Amarillo, to get myself a steak
    In Albuquerque I bought some jerky
    And my heart began to break
    I ended up in Flagstaff, with teardrops in my eye
    Alone in A-Z , I must be goin’ crazy
    ‘Cause all I do is cry.

    Crazy, C-R-A-Z-Y
    I’m all alone, in Arizone
    And no matter how hard I try
    I can’t forget the way we loved
    So I’ll be leaving bye and bye
    You can’t spell crazy if you’re not in A-Z
    So all ya got left is “cry.”

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  16. Without the horn I would suspect that Romney is related to Equus africanus asinus which is a donkey. However, no republican would be caught dead being a donkey so I’m afraid he’s just a common Ass.

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  17. fenway fran says:

    Now we need a youtube of you singing it, daChipster! Or maybe Bitchin’ Betty and the Sequined Backhoes can take it on the road this summer as we work our way towards Charlotte. Hmmmm.

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