Y’all, It’s Ole Sid Miller Again
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller is racking up a strong and undeniable record of being wrong damn near all the time.
He says it’s okay for him to post wrong stuff on his Facebook page because he’s not a news reporter. Well, to be honest, he ain’t much a man either but he still pees standing up.
So now we have this:
A story on conservativefighter.com and similar stories on other sites claim a judge named Hansam al Alallawalahi-Smith made rulings allowing “tenets of Sharia Law” to be practiced in Dearborn, Michigan, and that Trump removed him from office. The story says the judge works on the 22nd Circuit Court of Appeals, which does not exist at the federal level. It is accompanied by a photo of a real judge, but he’s from Florida and has a different name. Finally, the Constitution stipulates impeachment — not presidential executive orders — as the method for removing federal judges.
Ya know, we ought to have a name for Miller’s posts. I dunno, is Fake News already taken?
Maybe Sid should take to inserting random quotation marks into what he posts publicly, like “President” Trump did recently.
For instance:
1“Sharia” Law has no “place” in the “United” States of America. Then he can claim it means just about anything.
Maybe old Sid meant a twice removed federal judge like Roy Moore? Little late with the news Sid, but the confusion between Sharia Law and the Ten Suggestions is understandable.
Too early in the day for a double speculation cocktail and a rousing chorus of “lock him up”? Or, does anyone from the Florida or Dee Cee area have some dope on why James Clapper visited Donnie at the Mai-Blow-Hole this weekend?
2What are the odds this story originated in Russia?
3We need a name for Miller’s posts? How about: Big Stinking Pile of Covfefe.
4I wonder how it ends. A society in which 40% of its members dispute objective reality because it conflicts with their beliefs. My guess is that it will end poorly.
5RPBS: Republican Propaganda Bull S**t
6Sid grew up in De Leon, TX, and was almost certainly in my mother’s 5th grade class, as she taught school there for many years. I assure you, she did her best, and I’d even say that De Leon is a pretty decent little town. However, they’ve been imbibing the nacilbupeR Kool-Aid for some time now, and this kind of b.s. is endemic there. I, too, guess that all this won’t end well.
7The ‘snacilbupeR constant bombardment of propaganda from right wing media outlets like Faux “news”, Rush, Glenn Beck, Hannity etc etc replaced the actual experiences of their mouth-breating followers with the ‘snacilbupeR white supremacist aspirations. It will take de-programming a 33% of the population to undo this.
8“we ought to have a name for Miller’s posts.”
I suggest “lies.” I also suggest using the word “lies” in public, loudly, while pointing, as often as it is appropriate. Not “fake news,” not “alternative facts,” not “prevaricating,” not “misleading,” not any of that other milquetoast bullshit. CALL IT LIES.
9And yet, there will be people who will continue to believe this–even when presented with the facts to the contrary.
The “furrin sounding” name of the imaginary judge, Hansam al Alallawalahi-Smith, made me laugh. It reminded me of a SpongeBob Squarepants episode where Mr. Krabs made up the name Smitty Werben-Jaegerman-Jensen. When SpongeBob episodes mirror real life and vice versa, we know we’re in trouble.
10*** Correction *** and apologies for any confusion I caused. It was James Woolsey, not Clapper, who met with Donnie this weekend. Note to self: make a chart of who met with Flynn and or Jughead and when. Heard only two brief mentions of the meeting with Donnie this weekend. There’s only one site thus far wondering why and more specifically if Mueller sent Woolsey with any specific intent.
https://wonkette.com/626299/did-robert-mueller-send-james-woolsey-to-cross-streams-with-trump-at-mar-a-lago-we-are-just-asking
Please let the message from Mueller to Donnie be: “incoming.”
11Maybe Miller should team up with Cingressvarmet Louie Gohmert.
12I swear sid has a hollow leg and a bottle of old pop skull in the bottom drawer of his desk! This boy just isn’t playing with all cylinders!
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