Y’all, It’s Missouri, Where Dirty Minds Abound
There’s a three way race in the Republican primary for the State Senate seat in south central Missouri.
It got a little nuts this week when one of the candidates decided to run a rather clever negative ad claiming that neither of his opponents have backbones.
He used pretend x-rays with the backbones removed and his opponents’ heads put on top.
The dirty minds arrived with Karla Eslinger’s sideways x-ray. Check what would be her left hand.
Holy cow, she had a fit!
“I am saddened my opponent, Robert Ross, would attempt to diminish my accomplishments and who I am by putting a photo of my face on top of a skeleton that included a depiction of a male appendage,” she said in a statement. “I would welcome Rep. Ross refocusing his campaign on issues that matter to most voters like jobs, education, and healthcare rather than pornography.”
Clutch those pearls, Karla!
She does know that a male appendage is not actually a bone, right? Quick, somebody tell her or this could get embarrassing.
Thanks to Deb T and
I guess she took the expression “Having a boner” seriously.
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2Who’s got the dirty mind??? The X-ray is showing the thumb of the skeleton’s right hand.
3Yeah, the male appendage is actually made of wood, and that does not show up on an x-ray.
But then why does her head image?
4It’s the Republican Primary candidates?
5Shouldn’t she follow Trump’s example in leadership and talk about how bigly it is?
I’m not sure she gets why people keep calling her a dick.
6Poor Van! He got nuthin’!
7Is it my imagination, or are those Freddie Kruger spikes on the end of that skeletal hand?
8If that’s a ‘male appendage’, then the guy on the right has a uterus (sorry, ‘lady baby space’) because that’s what the space in his pelvis is, correct?
9Well, maybe she is admitting that she’s a hyena?
10Female hyenas do, in fact, have just such an appendage and, yep, it’s made of bone.
Wow! Remember that guy who said something like looking straight down a woman’s mouth, throat etc. to see a baby? Wonder if he was using such Xrays as a guide!
11Most mammals with a penis have a bone inside it, including most primates. Humans are an exception. It’s called a baculum. The equivalent in females is called a baubellum or os clitoridis. It’s not as common.
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