When You Get Into An Argument With a Conservative Man …
My friend Jim found some very interesting research done at Harvard University called The Grant Study.
Among its many cool findings:
Political mindedness correlates with intimacy: Ageing liberals have way more sex.
The most-conservative men ceased sexual relations at an average age of 68.
The most-liberal men had active sex lives into their 80s.
And that’s why old conservative men are so damn cranky and want you to get the hell off their lawn.
Thanks to Jim for the heads up.
LOL … maybe if the cranky old farts weren’t so uptight and they could reach past their big ole fat beer bellies, they could get a grin on their ugly white faces by doing a little “hand jive” for themselves!!
1Aw, gee! Damn, are we supposed to feel sorry for them? My late husband was a born and bred deep South conservative who went over to the bright light side with the invasion of Iraq and never regretted a moment of it. He still “had it” even when he was in chemotherapy! That and a damn librul wife! Those old conservative farts were I swear raised to think of sex, even when legal, as something nowhere near nice and consequently it was good only for procreation. By the time the reached a certain age, they decided to do what they thought was “proper” and just hang it up even if they could still rev it up. This kind of thinking on their part is part and parcel of their “anti” attitude on so much in life. What a pity!
2After graduating from engineering school back before history started to be recorded, I went to work for a gun factory that sold deck guns to the Navy. I soon realized that engineers that “weren’t getting any” were the ones who created the most diabolical weapons.
3Maybe the most-conservative men cease sex earlier because their wives get sick and tired of them faster. And if they’re gay, they’re so far back in the closet they can see Narnia, so no sex in that case either.
4I love the different topics and information that get discussed here. It’s sure not boring.
5For another example of arguing with a conservative, try today’s Non Sequitur comic
http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2014/07/27#
6Figures, doesn’t it?
7RepubAnon, would be funny, if not so sad and true. Bush/Cheney and co-criminals broke the Middle East among other regions. Bush1 and his CIA cowboys sure made a shambles out of Central America. Nixon did China. Reagan did the former Soviet Union. But that “weak” President Obama is too slow fixing the carnage they left behind.
Meanwhile chicken hawks McShame and Ms G want more war. No doubt ‘off budget’, too. New Rule: before you idiots start another war, you fund it and pre-fund the money necessary to treat our veterans in the manner they deserve. And, for good measure, some of your offspring put some skin in the game. At a minimum, pushing your wheel chairs to the front line would be a good start, backed by all the Cheneys, Rumsfelds, and Romneys who will join you. You be the ADVON party this time.
How about, nope, nada, nyet, not another dime for the MIC, until you and they pay your past dues bills.
8@Maggie
9This snip may be the best one I’ve yet taken from this site, Thanks
“This kind of thinking on their part is part and parcel of their “anti” attitude on so much in life. “
Well,
I’ll take this as good news for me & my wife 😉
10Evil is live spelled backwards! And I have always held that the reason most people are unhappy is because of lack of love and the physical expression of that in touch and sex. 3 hugs a day at minimum, at least twice a week for sex if in a partnership, that’s what we really need.
11That’s why birth control is so important! That’s why how to actually build and maintain (and pleasure each other) relationships is something that we ALL need to be taught, boundaries, self respect, personal autonomy, and how to BE the chooser in our own lives—the biggest sadness is expressed in the mostly male rage of loneliness–destroying others who seem happy and have what they do not know how to get…and that rage kills.
To love and be loved is where peace on earth comes from…the whole (holy) ness of each of us reflected back to each other, an infinite dance of love…
I am deeply grateful for having learned to love, when my circumstances could have so easily had me be a hater.
I look with a mix of gratitude and deep sorrow on studies like these…having paid my dues on both sides (a gay ex and a sex addict ex) to having then come to a decent, loving, good man. That blessing extends to the world, because all love extends…or it is not love. And I believe that being loving is what we are here for…
Dear Miss Juanita,
I was raised in a very repressed household. Babies got into a mother by magic and private parts were always referred to ‘pee-pee’ whether male or female.
You have now exposed my intimacies to the world at large. Do I have to register as a Republican so that no one will think I am doing (you know)?
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