Okay, so now we are being told that a small-time drug dealer in Afghanistan became the middle man in the bounties being paid for killing American soldiers.

Azizi collected the money supplied by the Russian military intelligence agency, the GRU, in Russia, and is reportedly believed to have paid Taliban-linked militants in Afghanistan through other countries. The bounties netted upwards of $100,000, according to Afghan officials cited in The Times.

Azizi frequently traveled between Russia and Afghanistan, “but no one knew what he did,” a provincial leader said, The Times reported. Friends claimed they weren’t surprised by the outcome after seeing the smuggler “not even having a blanket” to owning several high-end cars and bodyguards. One of his homes was also upgraded to become a four-story villa, The Times reported.

Both Trump and Russia are denying the report, while even members of NATO say they were briefed on it.

I’m just waiting for the selfie picture with Azizi and Don, Jr. at Mar a Lago. After all, I’m sure they can share stories about selling out America to the Russians while living the fancy life.