So, I’m pretty sure I have this right and I will apologize if I am wrong but it appears to me that Melania Trump is a giant bag of doodle. Yeah, I think so.  Bag ‘O Doodle.

The weird lady is selling her clothing.  Well, that’s incorrect.  Diane Von Furstenberg sells her clothing. Melanie sells her clothes.  Yeah, used. She goes on the Internet Machine and sells her clothes for all the world to see.  And she even provides pictures of when she wore them in the White House.

The website teasingly says that a portion of the proceeds will go to help minority children learn to use computers.  Yeah, it does not say what percentage and I’m sure that whatever tiny amount she does donate will be taken off her taxes, not the real donor’s taxes.

And she wants to be paid in some weird kind of money called Solana – probably Confederate Graybacks – that tanked the day before the auction ended.

Lurleen wants to know if the big game hunter get-up that Melania wore to Africa is going to be sold because Lurleen thinks the message of British-settler-here-to-take-your-land might not be the look our First Lady  should sport. Lurleen says if she went to Africa, she’d go for the Katherine Hepburn in African Queen look.  You know, because Katherine Hepburn came home with Humphrey Bogart and Melania came home to Crate O’ Doodle.

I will apologize if I am wrong about the former First Lady selling her previously worn First Lady clothes on the Internet. You know those people made off with some of the silverware they are going to sell, right?