UFO? No. Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon? Maybe.
Republican Congressman Mark Walker of North Carolina is on the House Homeland Security Committee and heads the Republican Party on the Intelligence and Counterterrorism Subcommittee, which kinda makes him spooky to begin with.
Now he wants the Navy to fess up about UAPs, which are UFOs with a new name so people won’t giggle when he talks about being abducted and subject of an anal probe.
He says …
“Based on pilot accounts, encounters with these UAPs often involved complex flight patterns and advanced maneuvering, which demand extreme advances in quantum mechanics, nuclear science, electromagnetics, and thermodynamics.”
Now I have to stop here and let you know that Walker is a graduate of Piedmont International University (yeah well, they haven’t heard of you either) and is currently involved in a federal corruption probe. On top of all that, he thinks that John Ratcliffe is an excellent choice for Director of National Intelligence.
So … excuse me if I kinda think that his knowledge of quantum mechanics and thermodynamics might be limited to operating a shower curtain.
Now, I’m not saying he’s looking to distracting us all by telling us to look at the little green men, but … what the hell, that’s exactly what I’m saying.
You gotta watch these Republicans – they are a tricky bunch of sumbitches.
I Want To Believe… NC voters do more than scratch their behinds in the voting booth.
Well, he’s probably contemplating a first person account when he whiles away the hours in the State’s Correction facility.
1Thank you JJ, I learned two things today. UAP does not stand for Unidentified Anal Probe. And Mark Walter prefers when we hear his name and probe uttered in the same sentence, we think thermodynamic alien anal probe rather than federal corruption probe.
What a butthead.
2I couldn’t bear not knowing, so I looked up Piedmont International University on the interwebs. It’s a small bible college in Winston-Salem, NC. Here’s a link to their website:
https://www.piedmontu.edu
They’re accredited by the Transnational Association of Christian Colleges and Schools (TRACS), which granted accreditation to the Institute for Creation Research in 1991. That should tell you about all you need to know about PIU’s accreditation.
Looking at their degree programs shows that PIU is pretty thin in the sciences, so it shouldn’t surprise any of us that one of their graduates knows virtually nothing about it. I would guess that TRACS doesn’t require any of its affiliate institutions to teach science.
3For various reasons, I think the Navy’s sightings of these UWTHTA (Unidentified Whatever The Hell They Are) are just plain old classified defense projects, probably advanced drones or uncrewed craft. Here’s an article that touches on that idea:
https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/what-we-know-about-the-navy-s-ufo-problem-1835071834
The sightings occur during Naval maneuvers and training next to the continental U.S., and seem designed more to see if the newer electronic warfare systems can pick them up and track them. So my money is on one part of the defense/intelligence world trying to determine if the new toys are still somewhat stealthy, by not telling the regular defense folks.
But this makes Mark Walker even more of a dip than if he believed in flying saucers and little green men. If Congress (and, say, the congressional DHS oversight committee) did their job, they’d keep track of the many billions that get slopped over to black budget projects. Instead they just keep shoveling money towards them and other defense-related projects, with no audit, oversight, or even a vague idea of what they’re doing.
I find Congressman not doing even the basics of their job to be far scarier than any creatures from outer space.
Of course, Ted Cruz falls into both categories, making him doubly frightening.
4You are 100% right, Mark Walker is my congressperson and I cannot stand him.When he was running for election he said on stage that he had worked in the refugee camps in Europe, being familiar with most of Europe, and not knowing of any refugee camps there I called his office to ask the location,I was fobbed off every time by his helpers saying they were not sure, they never could find a location to give me. It gets worse, he calls himself a pastor, his father is a so called pastor from down the road to me who was apparently preaching to the kids in his church school that democrats kill babies (meaning birth control & abortion) and one mother said her child came home crying. When he was running for election he had one young boy doing his running around etc and promised he would take the boy to Washington, after he got elected he had someone else tell
5the kid he was not needed any more. During the election
when he was first running his father sat in a deck chair outside the door of the town hall telling people they should vote for his son.
In short, this man is a fake, pretending to be such a christian and wiping Trump’s rear end for him all the way,
he is a real coward. Sends out the Walker newsletter every week with pictures of him shaking hands with people.
So help me – I hate this man.