April 22, 2019 By: El Jefe Category: Border Catastrophe, Trump
In true form, Trump made an ass of himself (again) today by pushing his border wall bullshit; he pushed said bullshit in front of children who just wanted to find Easter eggs and frolic on the South Lawn of the White House. The Easter Grinch showed up, and his name is Donald.
Sheesh.
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Gosh, it sorta reminds me of Sarah Palin’s bullshit speech (Republican national convention, 2008) when she was all hot and heavy about building a new pipeline:
“I fought to bring about the largest private-sector infrastructure project in North American history. And when that deal was struck, we began a nearly $40 billion natural gas pipeline to help lead America to energy independence.”
Hmmm . . . eleven years later . . . no natural gas pipeline.
Republicans: all bullshit, all the time.
1You know what they say. Get ’em young. No better time to install belief systems into folks than when they’re at an age to accept anything presented to them in a manner that suggests said belief systems benefit themselves.
2Because they deserve it.
What better age than the kids in the picture.
Does anybody remember the movie Parenthood?
Movie, not series.
It’s one of my all time favorites.
If so, think about the end of Kevin’s birthday party when Steve Martin’s Cowboy Gill has all the adulating kids in the palm of his hand with bathmat chaps, squishy gut balloon animals and squirt guns.
All he woulda had to do is quote some Stephen Miller or Milton Friedman, and those poor kids woulda been scarred for life.
Or repugnantcans.
Same difference.
The Golden Gibbon actually got close enough to a child to say something? Especially something inane? How’d that happen? I thought the Secret Service was there to protect the guy. I’m sure the child getting the end of Trump’s jibber jabber was baffled. I know folks are asking themselves “is this any way to treat a child?” Well, take a look at how he treats his grandchildren, dragging them behind him on the way to Marine One. Tells you everything you want to know.
3I have cousins who went with their toddler. I was saddened to find out that there are MAGAts in the family. 🙁
4And this latest episode comes as a surprise to whom?
5I find it supremely ironic that the the world’s biggest ManBaby, who has the mind of a child, has absolutely no idea how to talk to a child.
Of course, his febrile, crumbling brain is pretty much on autopilot. Any time he’s in front of any kind of a crowd, the Rally tapes get played.
6He likely had no childhood which is why the pursuit of just plain romping around in the sun is alien to him. Poor Barron.
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