Sugar Land, Texas, is the home of Tom DeLay, and they actually let him live there.  You’d think that alone would make them shameless.

As one of the most affluent, self-important, and Republican cities in Texas, they’ve been given a rare opportunity to finally be known for something better than the home of Tom DeLay.

A city in Texas has been offered $4.65 million to be renamed after a dating website. SugarDaddie.com, a website that links rich older men with younger women, is celebrating a decade of intergenerational matchmaking by trying to rebrand affluent Sugar Land, TX, as “SugarDaddie.com, U.S.A.” Mayor James A. Thompson politely declined the company’s initial offer of $500,000, leading them to return with a bumped-up bid.

So, Thompson is holding out for more money?

Word on my side of the Brazos River says that Sugar Land is holding out for LyingWhores.com,  WhiteBread.us, or WeHaveBetterCarsThanYouDo.org

Thanks to TexasEllen for the heads up.