Ted Cruz is going to be on the 700 Club and get washed in the blood of the lamb or something.

They are calling him The Great Conservative Hope.  As customer Dianne says, “I think they really wanted to call him The Great White Hope, but realized on a technicality they couldn’t.”

But, there is good news involved from this headline on the 700 Club website:

Oh, so he hasn’t noticed that NOBODY has seriously mentioned his name.

Here’s the part I don’t get.  He’s Cuban, born in Canada, and lists his religion as Southern Baptist.  Not just Baptist, but Southern Baptist.  You know the difference, don’t you?  Baptists are Southern Baptist who can read, stopped using the N word twenty years ago, and have been known to drink a glass of champagne while dancing.

Thanks to Dianne for the heads up.