There will now be four (yep, 4) Republicans replying to the President’s State of the Union address.  You can use a dart board to select which one you’ll listen to.

First up, Rand Paul has a pre-recorded address,  which tells us it won’t have diddle squat to do with the President’s address because Rand Paul cannot see into the future – even though he insists he can.  He also believes wearing a small rodent on your head makes you sexy.

Congresswhiner Cathy McMorris Rodgers from Washington State will let loose her ideas on why she didn’t support the Violence Against Women Act and why she said that President Obama “rules by decree.”  She hates the Affordable Care Act.  Hates it.  Viciously.

Then you get Senator Mike Lee reading from cue cards written by Ted Cruz.  Probably in Canadian.

Florida’s own Ileana Ros-Lehtinen will deliver her own State of the Union in Spanish.  Hispanics in Texas will ask what language she’s speaking.

So, there you have it.  It takes 4 of them.