Things I Don’t Like To Think About
- What 12 year old boys talk about in the locker room.
- What calamari looks like before they cook it.
- That time Thelma tried to make okramole.
- This.
Gov. Chris Christie coached Donald Trump prior to the final GOP presidential debate and is becoming a key conduit to the candidate for policy experts, donors and potential backers who now believe he will be the Republican nominee, NJ Advance Media has learned.
A member of Christie’s inner circle confirmed the governor took time from his 30th wedding anniversary vacation in Florida to help Trump with “debate prep” at the real estate mogul’s Mar-A-Lago resort in Palm Beach on March 9, a day ahead of the last Republican debate in Miami.
Those two meeting together exceeds my gross index by about 50 IQ points.
Honest to gawd, don’t the citizens of New Jersey deserve a full-time in the office Governor? Did they elect Jersey Whale Governor believing he’d be around to ya know “govern”??? Get to work ya lazy a$$hole. Or resign and get a real job. Near as I can tell the Jersey Whale is New Jersey’s biggest welfare queen.
1Drumpf prolly charged the Jersey Whale double standard fees for the night’s stay.
2Actually, I think the people of NJ are better off with Crusty the Whale busy kissing up to Trumpf. As long as he’s on the campaign trail, he’s not screwing the people.
Look what happened when Walker got back to work.
3Christie spends about as much time doing his elected job as Rubio, Cruz, and those other prancing fools.
But I’m amazed that Trump would take debate coaching from anybody. He thinks he has a yuuuge brain. Apparently in a jar on his desk.
4Loud coarse bully supports another loud coarse bully. They probably have a meeting of the egos.
5Coaching session???
Oh, yeah. I can just see it now.
“Really, Don, you just gotta let it all out!!!!”
6It’s no surprise that Christie would take time out of his anniversary vacation. Considering his situation, what else would he have time for?
7After all the insults Drumpf has cast at Christie, maybe the Gov. saw this as a chance to get back at him by insulting his “delivery”. Just Bizarre.
8re: Rubio, read yesterday’s DOONESBURY.
9I loved Bernie Sanders’ ad in Iowa with the Simon & Garfunkel song “America” playing over a montage of farmers, teachers, and regular American citizens at work across the state.
I hope Simon & Garfunkel will do Trump & Christie a solid, and let the two of them use “Bridge Over Troubled Waters” with a video showing their budding bromance, and perhaps some traffic backed up on the George Washington Bridge between New Jersey and New York City.
“I’m on your side, oh, when times get rough
10And friends just can’t be found”
In the spirit of “birds of a feather,” consider Donnie Drumpf’s endorsements. Palin, Christie and Carson, otherwise known as *Catty, Fatty and Batty.
*Credit Bill Maher
11Making Christie the press secretary would be a stroke of genius. He can say whatever he wants and most of the time Trump wouldn’t give a tinker’s dam what he said. If it turns out to be a good idea Trump takes the credit and if it’s a loser then he just says that Christie was going rogue.
12I’m not ashamed to say that okramole almost sounds like a good thing. Almost.
13PKM, thanks for the Maher quote. I hadn’t heard that and it’s Really Funny!
14Give me more details on the okramole!
15Okay, here’s a recipe…
http://desperatechickoo.blogspot.com/2006/08/okra-mole.html
Just remember, 1/2 kg is about a pound.
16PKM, “Catty, Fatty and Batty”. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
17I love okra, but okramole sounds awful. Not as awful as the Outlaw Jersey Whale coaching Drumpf, but not how I want my okra.
18So, he took time off from his anniversary vacay. I’ll bet wife encouraged him to fly to Trump’s side in his hour of need. And after she saw him off at the airport, she uncorked the bubbly and did the happy dance!
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