The Republican Debate
You know, I wanted to do this after the last Republican debate, but I just couldn’t get the energy to climb to the top of the cab.
HARRIS COUNTY, Texas – A bizarre standoff with a naked woman dancing on top of a big rig brought traffic on US-290 to a halt Monday morning.
The westbound lanes of the highway were shut down for more than two hours while the woman entertained drivers stuck in the standstill.
I do not know if this was her reaction to the thought of Donald Trump or Ted Cruz being president, but if so, she certainly speaks for me.
Thanks to Michelle for the heads up.
“westbound lanes” that would indicate more than one lane available and it appears the Cab de Dance is pulled off to the side. Yet, all traffic came to a halt. There’s some serious Tata Power in Texas.
1Nothing ever happens like this on US75 in north Dallas. Far far to nacilbupeR and anal. Our loss.
2Micr, any bets that the LE dashboard cams didn’t fail that day?
3LE cameras should’ve failed. There was waaayyyyyyyyyy too much of that girl and too much of her was exposed. Cops will prolly sue to get disability pay. No offense intended.
4Video shows four lanes each way and the truck was in the next to last lane to the outside. Cops had the other lanes blocked off.
5I took one for the team and now I’m going to curl into a catatonic ball and pass away.
6New Texas highway sign:
LIVE NUDE GIRLS!
Next quarter mile.
Texas, sometimes you make me laugh. Thanks.
7@pkm
All the dash cams started working flawlessly in 1080p and living color just as soon as the overheads were activated. Can’t wait to see this from 600 angles on the youtube.
8Micr, we may not have to wait for enhanced video. Seems e platypus onion has viewed the video from every angle. He’s claiming to be “catatonic” now. Maybe we should send him the old Michelle Fiore tapes to cheer him up.
9One can’t tell from the picture, but it is a better than even bet that she is one of the majority of us who look better fully clothed than nude.
10@pkm
11I’m sorry to be disagreeable, but Fiore videos doan cheer nobody up. There. I threw up a little in my mouth again.
And, this morning of inadvertent confessions has just begun with thanks to EPO, Micr and Uncle Dave for inspecting the picture, so the rest of us are spared. 😀
Micr, sorry friend, will refrain from sending videos sight unseen. From now on, “my, rule, if I won’t watch it, don’t send it.” To be honest, don’t know if old Michelle is still in circulation. Too afraid to google for fear of what might crawl across the monitor.
12RUBBER NECKING sex warped aholes!!!! Not the woman, but the dimwitted aholes that stopped or slowed way down to look!!! go home and get out of my way!!! There is better porn on line!!! They act like they never saw a naked woman! WELL!?!? it is texas, they may not have as the sheep seem to smile a lot!
13I hate rubber neckers! They the act like everything except driving is their business!
Please,guys.I’m already dead. Sending Fiore vid and being dead is redundant. Out comes the yellow hanky for piling on onion.
14e platypus onion, it’s a rough crowd today. You might want to choose to wave a white flag to survive.
15I am simply awestruck by her apparent strength and agility. Sign me wanting to know how on earth she got up there.
16Who would you like to see, O Ex Platypus Onion? Tis the season for resurrection!
And I don’t recall ever hearing about a naked lady dancing atop a big rig on a major freeway? I mean, it’s sort of like a train wreck, ask poor Onion!!
You guys kill me, thanks for all the giggles!
17Certainly wouldn’t mind seeing the younger-than-me sweet little thang that cuts my hair dancing. Don’t tell her I said this. Bout time I run into town and propose some more to her.
Ms Aggieland Liz-some things just can’t be resurrected once they been rected. 🙂
18Micr-do you Texans steal all major US iowa highways? 59 runs through my hometown and 75 is about 30 miles west of me. I-35 is about a hunnert miles east of me.
19Marion, she was beamed down from the mother ship!
20Quick, somebody give her a blanket, some chicken noodle soup and a bed at the nearest psychiatric hospital.
21@e platypus onion
Texas doesn’t actually steal highway numbers the Fed just doesn’t start the numbering over at the state line any more. So yeah your US-75 is a northern reach of the US-75 in Dallas county that is the bane of my existence. Likewise US-59, parts of which are due to maybe someday be I-69, starts in Laredo and goes through parts of Iowa. And of course I-35 is notable because of how many state capitol cities it connects, including Austin, TX. I fear I-35 may be a Ho Chi trail of sorts for exporting snacilbupeR st00pid to the rest of the US as well as Canada and Mexico,
22[!BEWARE! This may be more than you want to know.]
I live alone and enjoy my nudity. I come home, strip off my work clothes down to my skin, and stow the stuff from my work day, get myself a drink, turn on the tv, peruse the frig or freezer for suppah, then get dressed in an old, perhaps profane t-shirt and ratty old sweats.
I’m 63 years old and my body is not what it used to be when I was a star college athlete. However, it’s the best body I’ve got and all the basic functions still work so I’m very happy with it.
BUT . . . I do my nude apartment wandering without an audience. Just because I’m satisfied with my body doesn’t mean anyone else might be.
23Debbo,I think I may have forgot to turn off Skype last time we chatted. Just kidding. You’ve got mail. 🙂
24More TMI: Yeah, I wander around sans clothing too. But I live some 2-300′ off the gravel road in the country (NOT MISPELLED YOU DIRTY MINDED SO n sos…) where no one can see me behind the yaupon screen. And the cats just think I’m a genetic anomaly and feel sorry for me (I am the chief cat in the barn cat colony/pride, ask any of them) so it’s only a problem if the kids are visiting and I forget!!
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