The Republican Debate

March 08, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You know, I wanted to do this after the last Republican debate, but I just couldn’t get the energy to climb to the top of the cab.

HARRIS COUNTY, Texas – A bizarre standoff with a naked woman dancing on top of a big rig brought traffic on US-290 to a halt Monday morning.

The westbound lanes of the highway were shut down for more than two hours while the woman entertained drivers stuck in the standstill.

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I do not know if this was her reaction to the thought of Donald Trump or Ted Cruz being president, but if so, she certainly speaks for me.

Thanks to Michelle for the heads up.

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  1. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    “westbound lanes” that would indicate more than one lane available and it appears the Cab de Dance is pulled off to the side. Yet, all traffic came to a halt. There’s some serious Tata Power in Texas.

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  2. Nothing ever happens like this on US75 in north Dallas. Far far to nacilbupeR and anal. Our loss.

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  3. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Micr, any bets that the LE dashboard cams didn’t fail that day?

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  4. e platypus onion says:

    LE cameras should’ve failed. There was waaayyyyyyyyyy too much of that girl and too much of her was exposed. Cops will prolly sue to get disability pay. No offense intended.

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  5. e platypus onion says:

    Video shows four lanes each way and the truck was in the next to last lane to the outside. Cops had the other lanes blocked off.

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  6. e platypus onion says:

    I took one for the team and now I’m going to curl into a catatonic ball and pass away.

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  7. JAKvirginia says:

    New Texas highway sign:

    LIVE NUDE GIRLS!
    Next quarter mile.

    Texas, sometimes you make me laugh. Thanks.

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  8. @pkm

    All the dash cams started working flawlessly in 1080p and living color just as soon as the overheads were activated. Can’t wait to see this from 600 angles on the youtube.

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  9. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Micr, we may not have to wait for enhanced video. Seems e platypus onion has viewed the video from every angle. He’s claiming to be “catatonic” now. Maybe we should send him the old Michelle Fiore tapes to cheer him up.

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  10. Uncle Dave says:

    One can’t tell from the picture, but it is a better than even bet that she is one of the majority of us who look better fully clothed than nude.

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  11. @pkm
    I’m sorry to be disagreeable, but Fiore videos doan cheer nobody up. There. I threw up a little in my mouth again.

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  12. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    And, this morning of inadvertent confessions has just begun with thanks to EPO, Micr and Uncle Dave for inspecting the picture, so the rest of us are spared. 😀

    Micr, sorry friend, will refrain from sending videos sight unseen. From now on, “my, rule, if I won’t watch it, don’t send it.” To be honest, don’t know if old Michelle is still in circulation. Too afraid to google for fear of what might crawl across the monitor.

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  13. RUBBER NECKING sex warped aholes!!!! Not the woman, but the dimwitted aholes that stopped or slowed way down to look!!! go home and get out of my way!!! There is better porn on line!!! They act like they never saw a naked woman! WELL!?!? it is texas, they may not have as the sheep seem to smile a lot!
    I hate rubber neckers! They the act like everything except driving is their business!

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  14. e platypus onion says:

    Please,guys.I’m already dead. Sending Fiore vid and being dead is redundant. Out comes the yellow hanky for piling on onion.

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  15. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    e platypus onion, it’s a rough crowd today. You might want to choose to wave a white flag to survive.

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  16. Marion (formerly known as MM) says:

    I am simply awestruck by her apparent strength and agility. Sign me wanting to know how on earth she got up there.

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  17. Aggieland Liz says:

    Who would you like to see, O Ex Platypus Onion? Tis the season for resurrection!

    And I don’t recall ever hearing about a naked lady dancing atop a big rig on a major freeway? I mean, it’s sort of like a train wreck, ask poor Onion!!

    You guys kill me, thanks for all the giggles!

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  18. e platypus onion says:

    Certainly wouldn’t mind seeing the younger-than-me sweet little thang that cuts my hair dancing. Don’t tell her I said this. Bout time I run into town and propose some more to her.

    Ms Aggieland Liz-some things just can’t be resurrected once they been rected. 🙂

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  19. e platypus onion says:

    Micr-do you Texans steal all major US iowa highways? 59 runs through my hometown and 75 is about 30 miles west of me. I-35 is about a hunnert miles east of me.

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  20. Marion, she was beamed down from the mother ship!

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  21. maryelle says:

    Quick, somebody give her a blanket, some chicken noodle soup and a bed at the nearest psychiatric hospital.

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  22. @e platypus onion

    Texas doesn’t actually steal highway numbers the Fed just doesn’t start the numbering over at the state line any more. So yeah your US-75 is a northern reach of the US-75 in Dallas county that is the bane of my existence. Likewise US-59, parts of which are due to maybe someday be I-69, starts in Laredo and goes through parts of Iowa. And of course I-35 is notable because of how many state capitol cities it connects, including Austin, TX. I fear I-35 may be a Ho Chi trail of sorts for exporting snacilbupeR st00pid to the rest of the US as well as Canada and Mexico,

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  23. [!BEWARE! This may be more than you want to know.]

    I live alone and enjoy my nudity. I come home, strip off my work clothes down to my skin, and stow the stuff from my work day, get myself a drink, turn on the tv, peruse the frig or freezer for suppah, then get dressed in an old, perhaps profane t-shirt and ratty old sweats.

    I’m 63 years old and my body is not what it used to be when I was a star college athlete. However, it’s the best body I’ve got and all the basic functions still work so I’m very happy with it.

    BUT . . . I do my nude apartment wandering without an audience. Just because I’m satisfied with my body doesn’t mean anyone else might be.

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  24. e platypus onion says:

    Debbo,I think I may have forgot to turn off Skype last time we chatted. Just kidding. You’ve got mail. 🙂

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  25. Aggieland Liz says:

    More TMI: Yeah, I wander around sans clothing too. But I live some 2-300′ off the gravel road in the country (NOT MISPELLED YOU DIRTY MINDED SO n sos…) where no one can see me behind the yaupon screen. And the cats just think I’m a genetic anomaly and feel sorry for me (I am the chief cat in the barn cat colony/pride, ask any of them) so it’s only a problem if the kids are visiting and I forget!!

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