I know Trump shops for lawyers on teevee.  Rumor has it that he really liked Joe diGenova and Victoria Tensing when he would see them on Fox News but when they got to the White House without stage makeup, special lighting, and canned questions, they didn’t look so hot.

But, I think Trump uses Fox News like some people use QVC.  He gets his crap there.

So, here we go with The QVC Presidency –

John Bolton – Fox News commentator and new head of the National Security Council.

Larry Kudlow – Fox News commentator and new head of the Council of Economic Advisors.

Joseph DiGenova – Fox News legal analyst and (nearly) new legal counsel for the President’s Russia problems. (This “item” was returned after it was deemed not to meet the buyer’s expectations.)

Peter Hegseth – Fox News blatherer and (nearly) new head of the VA. (“Item” rejected after it was determined that this hire would be redundant; the President already has marital infidelity and nepotism covered.)

Who could be the next recruit from Fox News and for what position? Geraldo Rivera, Jesse Watters, Bill O’Reilly (I hear he’s looking for work).

Thanks to Sarah for this idea and most of this writing. 

One of our customers, Joe’s Still Confused, reminded me of this one.