Just in case you need a little break from all the Trumpapolooza with a bit of smiling and eye rolling from local Republicans here in Fort Bend County …

As most of you know, my county flipped from Tom DeLay red to Hillary Clinton blue, carrying the county and every countywide Democratic candidate winning their election.  You helped with that with your donations here.

There’s a special election on Nov. 5th for a state house seat.  Last week I asked you to donate to the Democratic candidate Eliz Markowitz and you did. Thank you.

Although this is a Republican seat, local Republicans are terrified of her. Flat butt terrified.

So, the Republican county chair, Linda Howell, sent out an email to scare them all within a couple of inches of their currently miserable lives. In a special election in Texas, it’s winner to take all. Democrats caught a case of smart and ran one candidate. Republicans, hummm … not so much. They have 6 candidates.

But, here’s the snickering part of Chairwoman’s Howell’s email.

Their Alamo? Chairwoman Howell didn’t stay until the end of the movie to see every Texan die? Unless you’re planning on you and everybody on your team to die, don’t call your backyard barbecue, your craft project or your political race The Alamo.

I have suggested to Dr. Markowitz that her campaign should be our San Jacinto.

So, I’m gonna ask you to memorialize this snickerable event by giving ten more dollars to Dr. Eliz Markowitz in honor of General Sam Houston and Eliz’s campaign being able to Remember the Alamo.

Poor Republicans.  Trump has got them all thinking crooked.