Thank You, Mother
Y’all, shame on you. Shame on you for making fun of Mike Pence for going into the Mayo Clinic without a mask because he wanted “to look people in the eye.”
Yeah, well, that didn’t work. You don’t put masks over your eyes, unless he accidentally ordered a Lone Ranger mask. Which, come to think of it, is within the realm of possibility.
So, when his excuse didn’t fly, they called in the calvary. Mother. They called Mother. For the few deaf, dumb, and blind who are Juanita fans, Mike Pence calls his wife “Mother,” which is way kinkier than I wish to ponder on.
Mother says.
He didn’t know. I mean, he couldn’t tell from everybody else wearing a mask.
Her story is that he didn’t know about it. His story is that he’s a bumbling fool.
The Mayo Clinic also has a story.
The real scary part about this is that these two actually had children.
Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself, a little disagreement with the scary part. The scariest part is that the preying menace Vice Poodle along with Jughead Kushner is in charge of the national response to COVID-19. The Pentagon has people trained in logistics planning. Guys and gals who could deliver everything the governors, hospitals and first responders need, as well as coordinate the efforts to move food from fields to market and anything else needed to fill in the supply chain. All it would take is for Covidiot* 45 to make the call, then step the soap out of everyone’s way.
11] When in doubt, plead ignorance. Which, given this maladministration is certainly not beyond the realm of possibility.
2] Of course, then there’s the little matter of lying. While continuing to insist that you are an upstanding Christian and all that.
3] I wonder what his excuse will morph into tomorrow. Stay tuned.
2somebody should tell those two that it looks bad for “Christians” to lie so much.
3Update: Mike Pence was photographed in a GM plant in Kokomo, Indiana, that is now making ventilators. He was wearing a mask, so–wonder of wonders–he may have learned something from his Mayo Clinic experience. That boy ain’t right.
4When Christians lie, they sure go in whole hog. And with the price of meat these days that’s only going to cost them more, and more, and …
5So the nice Christian lady is a stone-cold liar. Anybody surprised? I thought not.
6And he’s only a blood clot away from being president.
7Either she’s as stupid as he is, as dishonest as he is, or both.
8Well, she is a Karen, after all.
9“The real scary part about this is that these two actually had children.”
And presumably passed on their ideologically perverse sense of ‘ethics’.
10I wonder what the liability insurance company for the MayoClinic says?
11Jane & PKM @1, “Vice Poodle”, snork, you nearly owe me a keyboard.
12I’m stealing that one, it might spare my teevee. Every time I see that mega-suckass [or his dijit satrap] on the teevee, the poor inanimate teevee is in danger. Now I’ll just laugh…briefly, very briefly.
Agreed, Sandridge. Vice-Poodle is hereby declared the official title of Trump’s primary suck-up.
Everyone needs to keep in mind: it’s not just a matter of not passing on the coronavirus. Even something as minor as the common cold can gang up with it and cause immense problems for those with Covid-19. The Mayo has people with compromised immune systems, and adding to their viral load with anything can be deadly.
13Let’s not let Mayo off the hook. That was a major chicken poop move not to make Poodle wear a mask to go into their wards.
14If Mother and the Vice keep lying like this they risk going to Hell in gasoline underpants…
15And in case anyone thinks this is just the usual bumbling lying to be expected from ostentatiously public Christians (TM), now we get the Mafia angle:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/media/pence-staff-threatens-action-against-reporter-who-tweeted-about-visit-to-clinic-without-surgical-mask/2020/04/30/27c63056-8b0a-11ea-9dfd-990f9dcc71fc_story.html
It’s not Mother that’s the problem, it’s cousin no-neck Guido who is gonna straighten this all out.
16Hey! Hey! Now wait a dang minute. I grew up with several poodles in the family. They’re actually pretty intelligent dogs. Calling Mikey Dense the Vice Poodle is an insult to poodles everywhere. hmphft
17“The real scary part about this is that these two actually had children.”
not possible, the theory of spontaneous generation was proven wrong a couple centuries ago.
18No Rethug can be appropriately called Christian, or even “Christian”. The correct term for these cruel, greedy, hypocritical and power hungry blockheads is KKKristians.
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