Texas Chainsaw Manicurist
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Thelma, the Texas Chainsaw Manicurist, got this in a little bag on her front door.
It’s a campaign nail file from Bob Hebert, our county judge with three degrees, all of them as fake as a $3 wig.
Thelma ain’t pleased.
“With all the money hundreds of thousands of dollars that twit has collected from developers and vendors to the county, he could afford to give us all a certificate for a manicure instead of a stupid file,” she says as she tosses the file in the garbage. “Just what we need – more cheapo Republicans.”
Hey, at least he didn’t hand out combs.