Texas Board of Education. Really Bored.

May 21, 2010 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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No matter where you live, if you have a teevee set or a newspaper, you know about Texas’ State Board of Education.  They are rewriting history and taking out that Godless heathen Thomas Jefferson and replacing him with Newt Gingrich.  Today, they’ve decided that “slave trade” is such a harsh term.  They want to change it to “Atlantic triangular trade”.

I’ve been getting emails from you guys wanting to know what Juanita thinks about the State Board of Education.

Elect Judy Jennings.” That’s all she would say.  Juanita is a big ole fan of Dr. Judy Jennings.

Juanita has a plan.  Every time the Texas Board of Education does something especially dumb, she goes right here and gives Judy Jennings ten dollars.

“It’s just ten dollars.  You are not gonna miss ten dollars.  But, all those ten dollars add up for Judy and will put her on the Board of Education instead of the rightwinger in District 10,” Juanita promises.  “You people from foreign states, especially, can send a message by sending Judy ten dollars.  Ten dollars buys her 5 yard signs.  Ten dollars puts stamps on some mailers.  Ten dollars reaches 50 voters through pushcards.  Ten dollars sends a message that you are not going to let the rightwing hijack history.”

Go do it.  You’ll be proud of yourself all weekend.

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