Okay, with all the Republican Presidential candidates trying to out-Jesus each other, Ted Cruz has taken to quoting scripture at every stop.

For example …

Ted Cruz’s six-day bus trip in Iowa launched as more of religious revival tour than a presidential barnstorm.

The Steeple People see this election as a holy war.  When you see Donald Trump, Donald Trump I say, calling Bill Clinton names over his sex life and offering prayers out loud, then you know this world is officially a damn crazy place.

But back to Ted Cruz. His father proclaims that Ted is here to fulfill Biblical prophesy for the end times.  And to think I was proud of my son when he could go potty by himself.

But there’s rumors in Iowa that Ted Cruz is a … dare I even say it … send the children out of the room … a … Catholic.

But despite his outward displays of his belief, Cruz, the favorite in Iowa, is facing a whisper campaign of sorts from his Republican opponents: He’s Christian, but not Christian enough.

Donald Trump has cryptically questioned whether Cuba raises true evangelicals, pondering aloud whether Cruz is actually a Catholic. Ben Carson’s closest aide has argued that Cruz’s faith isn’t as native to him as Carson’s is to him. And a pair of back-of-the-pack contenders, Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum, charge that Cruz is prioritizing wrong-headed Constitutional commitments over long-held Christian ones.

I thought we settled this in 1960. Have been asleep since then?

I think they’re all a mess of Pharisees.

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.