Team of Risibles
Oh my GAWD if you haven’t voted yet here is all the encouragement you need:
Among the names being considered, according to conversations with three campaign advisers who requested anonymity to speak freely: Rudy Giuliani for attorney general, Newt Gingrich for secretary of state, retired Lt. Gen Michael Flynn for defense secretary or national security adviser, Trump finance chairman Steve Mnuchin for Treasury secretary, and Republican National Committee finance chair Lew Eisenberg for commerce secretary.
Newt Gingrich flying around the world as the avatar of America is bad enough. But think for a moment of the entire law enforcement might of the United States of America in the hands of Nosferatu Rudy Giuliani. The Giustapo. Political Prosecutions ‘R’ Us.
Can YOU tell the difference?
In fact, this entire cabinet of deplorables has no heart, no brains, no courage and no soul. They have no wit, no charm and no soul. They have no sense of history, no inkling of the global chess board, and no soul. No clue, no compassion and no soul.
Did I mention no soul?
Vote already!
Are you sure the people mentioning those names weren’t *Clinton* campaign advisers? Sure sounds like it to me.
And look who “has a dream” in the latest Andy Marlette cartoon:
https://www.facebook.com/marlette.cartoons
1I’m beginning to think the whole point of the T-rump campaign is to prove how dumb the voters are.
2Jane and I voted at the earliest taking no chances that mudslide, rockslide, avalanche or blizzard might intervene and prevent us from voting. Hoping to wake up to an early Christmas on Wednesday morning. Santa if you love me, here’s my list:
NY-19 Zephyr Teachout
NH Senator Maggie Hassan
AZ Senator Ann Kirkpatrick
Senator Tammy Duckworth
WI Senator Russ Feingold
NV Senator Catherine Cortez Masto
Santa those are a few of my wishes. Please be good to all you see at the WMDBS, Inc and grant them their wishes, too. Consider a group gift of 10 Democratic Senators and 30 House members. We’ve all been good this year.
3Getting Clinton to the White House isn’t enough! Without at least the Senate, as well, not only will we have no Supreme Court till a Republican retakes the presidency, when the inevitable impeachment comes from the House [they’re already slavering over the prospect] the Senate will convict her. “Evidence? We don’t need no stinkin’ evidence! Her name is Clinton, isn’t it? THERE’S the evidence!”
Then they’ll start tarring Kaine. With a Republican Speaker in the House — they’ve got all the encouragement they need to throw the Constitution under the bus — well, all but the part about the Order of Succession, anyway.
4Also.
5NO women and no persons of color.
All white males.
Thanks, JJ, for the nightmare fuel. I think I’ll just stay awake all night tonight. Anybody who hasn’t already, go vote tomorrow! Drag your friends and neighbors along!
6And Giuliani protege Bernie Kerik as head of the DoJ. If he’s out of the slammer yet, a quick blanket pardon and then app’t if not.
7That definition by Ms JJ kind of reminds me of Dan Quayle
8So much for shaking up Washington. A bunch of old white male Washington insiders. None will bring a new idea to the table. These are the folks who give me nightmares.
9Can’t early vote in NY. I’ll do my civic duty tomorrow.
10Shudder.
11Dear Donnie,
Thank you for proving me right. Only a complete asshole could come up with this list. Oh, and further thanks for the money. I won the office pool. Have a nice Thanksgiving. Turkey.
Sincerely,
12JAKvirginia
Screwdy Rudy and his band of merry treacherous NY FBI agents might have some legal trouble when HRC is sworn in.
13Well, so much for family values!
If for no other reason, we can’t let Newt anywhere the White House or any other place having to do with international governance. That smarmy pig will mess up the international status quo just to show he knows better than everyone else.
14And, that would be the ‘good’ news in a Donnie administration. Uday and Qusay over at Homeland Security and the CIA should be fun. Melania will direct the all white immigration policy for INS. Ivanka would direct the flaming scarves for Consumer Protection. And, to prove the blacks love him, Donnie has Herman Cain, Alan West and Dr Grabby Stabby Ben available. $carah is a shoo-in for White House communications director, while the unemployable Liz Cheney has dibs on Interior.
JAKvirginia, Donnie would be perfect as the turkey in one of those don’t do this at home redneck deep fry a turkey videos. But at HIS house, not our House.
15My God … that picture alone is enough to give any of us nightmares!!
16Not to mention, just based on this list alone, the Trump Admin would have more exes than a Tic-Tac-Toe Tourney.
17Ghouliani’s mob busting claim to fame relied on the hard work of other agencies that he took credit for. I doubt he is skilled enough to do that in Washington.
18ARRGGGHHHH !!!!! The mere mention of those pieces of excretement has given me a headache and a bad case of nausea. So for the sake of the country Vote!
19Too soon. Too close to Halloween really to mock what Donnie would do, if the nation lost its collective mind and elected him little dicktator.
Give us some hope, Primo! Call for a WMDBS, Inc Report from all 50 states. Based on polls, the early vote, your gut and what you know about your state, please share which states will be contributing to the subtotal of what is needed to take Democratic control of the Senate. Reach 6? Don’t stop. Give Hilz ten for a good margin. Not much media attention to House seats, so please ya’ll share what you know your state might contribute to a 30 seat House gain.
20Trump will need a new director of the IRS. Wonder if Joseph Goebbels is available?
And he will need somebody who thinks like him to handle the nuclear strikes on Iran and Iraq. How about Hermann Goering?
21“cabinet of deplorables”
OMG yes! Utterly deplorable. This is part of my worst nightmare. I planned to save my serious drinking for tomorrow, but I may have to begin tonight so I can sleep. Damn. That means a trip to the liquor store tomorrow after voting.
22Now there’s a bunch that will very likely do each other in at a Cabinet meeting. They just do not play well together. When this happens, Trumpo will yell, It was rigged! I tell you, rigged! And since these are his picks, he gets 3 chances to identify the rigger. The first two are automatically wrong.
23Maybe Romney would loan Rafalca to Trump. She’d be a better cabinet member than the ones named in the article. And there is precedent for madmen to do things like that.
24Ooh, ooh, ooh!!!
I know!!!
Louie Gomert for Jester!!!!
25Really? I kinda like retired Guv Goodhair in the role:
26Knock-knock?
Who’s there?
Uh, where…?