Linda McMahon, who co-founded WWE fake wrestling, is the next billionaire appointed to high position by Cheeto Jesus.  McMahon, who spent $100 million in two failed bids to be Senator from Connecticut, contributed $5 million to the CJ Foundation and another $6 million to his campaign, has been ironically named to head the Small Business Administration.  And if you’re not familiar with WWE, here’s a nice introduction to it for you.  CJ and McMahon’s husband, Vince, have been cronies for decades.  Oh, and keep in mind that the McMahon’s have made their fortune taking money from people too stupid to understand that fake wrestling is actually fake.

Time revealed its Person of the Year cover this morning, of course naming Cheeto Jesus to the title.  What was brilliant, though, is their strategic placing of devil’s horns on him.  Have a look:

People who are thoughtful are (or should be) facing the inauguration of Cheeto Jesus (CJ) with fear and trepidation.  So far, he has seemed impervious to any rules of decorum or morals, and has publicly announced that rules don’t apply to him. He tweets like a hormonal 14 year old embarrassing the nation with every insulting screed. This administration is already promising to be one that lurches from crisis to crisis, likely 100% self inflicted by the only person that I can imagine would be a worse president since Bush II who’s record I thought couldn’t be surpassed for cheesiness and corruption.

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Here it is, exclusive to those wanting to emulate the provenance of Cheeto Jesus, his own personal bronzer.  No, really.  Check it out.

Our new treasury secretary is Steve Mnuchin of Goldman Sachs and X Men fame. He has no monetary, treasury, or government experience, so is only slightly more qualified than who I thought was the leading candidate, Bernie Madoff.

For 8 years we’ve heard screwballs, fueled by weird conspiracy theorists, rail about “tyranny” from the Obama administration.  That “tyranny” was going to come in the form of gun confiscation, US Army invasion of Texas, and “false flag” mass shootings performed by actors.  The “tyranny” also came in the form of the federal government not permitting social warriors to persecute people different from them. There were a lot more idiotic assertions, but you get the idea.  None of those predictions came to pass, of course, but that didn’t stop the onslaught on BS pouring out of dozens of extremist websites and talking heads.

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