We Found It! The Secret to the Look of Cheeto Jesus!
Here it is, exclusive to those wanting to emulate the provenance of Cheeto Jesus, his own personal bronzer. No, really. Check it out.
December 04, 2016 By: El Jefe Category: Trump
Here it is, exclusive to those wanting to emulate the provenance of Cheeto Jesus, his own personal bronzer. No, really. Check it out.
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
There’s one of the Cheetoh-faced Ferret-wearing Shitgibbon Cocksplat’s secrets. He’ll be tweeting about this immediately. Prepare for a Twitter War my friend!
1Good Gawd in a barbeque pit. I just read that Michael Flynn, who will be the NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR to President Pussygrabber, spread online news stories about Hillary Clinton running a child sex trafficking ring out of Comet Ping Pong pizza joint.
Truly we are in the hands of morons.
http://tinyurl.com/jxhbnkd
2What a great find El Jefe! It sure explains a lot about the Cheeto Jesus 🙂
3So what color Lady Clairol does he use ?
4Not a big secret really. All you had to do was ask Sherin-Williams. “Pumkin Silk” is the name I believe. /s
5http://www.commondreams.org/sites/default/files/cheetojesus_clczincusaitpkp.jpg
Check it out! The one, the only, the true Cheeto Jesus!
6Oh freakin’ whatsit! Is this also the same stuff Boehner used when he couldn’t make his regular appointment at the tanning salon? What is it with Rethugs and body color? Seriously!!!
7Good grief on a Ritz cracker!!
Yes, I know … that makes about as much sense as any of this does!!!
8Slip- the HILL says it is his son spreading the rumours. Either way it sounds like the proper credentials for a wingnut cabinet post.
9Karl has complete faith in the ladies of the Beauty Salon. I have a question. Given free rein to shave the BLOTUS head, is there any chance you could at least make his hair look sane?
10Jane, I don’t think anything about him could look sane for more than five strained minutes at a time. Well, maybe slightly longer– he was putting on a special effort during the debates, or else he was on ‘ludes.
11I’m speechless..
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