This from the next President of the United States.

Fidel Castro died last night at aged 90; by now, that’s not news.  What is news, though is the stark difference between the responses of President Obama and Cheeto Jesus.

First, the President:
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The NYT has a good opinion piece today about how we are entering uncharted waters with the ascendency of Cheeto Jesus to the (….urp) Presidency.  His conflicts are so extensive that the security and the US will be constantly and deeply threatened every minute of every day of every month of every year this dangerous demagogue infests the WH.

Balmedie, Scotland

Balmedie is a small seaside town just north of Aberdeen Scotland.  I played golf nearby years ago at the Royal Aberdeen Golf Club, just north of the city of Aberdeen, and love this little part of the world.  In Balmedie, Cheeto Jesus built the Cheeto International Golf Links on the coast after the First Minister of Scotland, Alex Salmond, overruled local officials and allowed development to begin in 2008.  Cheeto promised $1.25 billion in investment including the golf course, a 450 room hotel, and 950 time share condos.  He ended up only spending $50 million (his people say $125 million), and the project actually lost over $1 million last year.  His grand hotel? He bought a nearby manor house and converted it to a 16 room in.  Officials now admit that Balmedie only got 10 cents on the dollar of economic benefit that was promised.

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Every time I think of Cheeto Jesus as President of the United States, I throw up in my mouth a little bit.  As normal people understand, this bullying, bloviating, bitchy, baboonish, banal buffoon is manifestly unqualified to occupy the oval office, and that’s a huge problem with global consequences.  Hard to imagine though, and to make matters worse, is that there is a magnifier to this problem: his businesses.

Cheeto Jesus has multiple enterprises that come under the parent holding company, Cheeto Organization LLC.  Within the holdings are interests in real estate and other businesses in the US, Ireland, Canada, Brazil, Azerbaijan, Scotland, Dubai, and other countries.  His financial ties are tangled, but at least some of his debt is tied to the Bank of China.

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David Sanguesa, a home builder in Miami had a bad day and yelled at an African American barista at Starbucks when she didn’t serve him fast enough apparently because he’s white and voted for Cheeto Jesus. After his name calling tirade, he stormed out of the coffee shop yelling, “Cheeto Jesus! Cheeto Jesus!”  We’re just curious: how did he know that they knew he voted for Cheeto Jesus? Because he is white and acted like a dick? (Sorry, Momma)  According to the Miami Herald, it wasn’t his only bad day since he had 2 DUIs in 2008, charged with domestic violence in 2014, and oh, yeah – sent many emails to the Miami Herald ranting against Cubans, women, immigrants, gays, lesbians, President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.  Now, THAT is funny.

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