Screw It. I’m Watchin’ the Ball Game.
I will not be watching Trump’s butt-ignorant speech tonight. There’s a ballgame on. I have to wash my hair. I’m allergic to dumb. I have a headache. There’s a bowling tournament down at Lucky Strike Lanes and Gourmet Dessert Emporium. My teevee is already peeved at me for watching too many reruns of West Wing so I don’t want to alienate it further. Bubba put the channel changer in the garbage disposal the last time Trump spoke and I don’t want to risk it again. Did I mention that I have a headache?
So, if you watch it, please feel free to cushion my reaction by posting right here.