Science Made Easy
Oh my, my head got all congested watching the James Webb telescope this morning. Science is hard y’all. We are so blessed to have Herschel Walker make it easy for us.
Herschel Walker says America already has the cleanest air in the world, and if we put money into the Green New Deal, all of our good clean air will decide to float over to China’s bad air. And their bad air will float to America and we will have to clean it up again. pic.twitter.com/XhVmVXxCUD
— KerrBear (@MPLSKerrBear) July 11, 2022
Also, there is no reason to clean your swimming pool. If you start with the shallow end, all the clean water will quickly float to the deep end and then you have to clean the shallow end again because now it’s filled with the deep end water and it’s like really tall.
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I’m sure the Clayton Williams handlers back in the day wish they had locked in a basement during the last week of the campaign. Ann Richiards may have never been governor. I think the Hershal Walker people are considering the same.
1Thank you Herschel Walker for confirming my comment yesterday, about the hot air in Mexico crossing the border into Texas, which is the real problem with Texas’ electrical power grid. Build the wall, stop hot air.
Republican science. It just floats in.
2Rick @2, Yeah but, Guv Abbutt’s ‘Operation Lone Star’ wall building effort has pissed away $4 BILLION dollars of Texan’s –taxpayer– money so far.
3And has accomplished virtually nothing except aid his re-election campaign efforts amongst the brain-dead Texass MAGAot masses. Just more blatant Rethuglikan corruption and grifting, business as usual with our criminal overlords.
He was condescending towards his audience. His lack of self awareness is stunning.
4HW has multiple personality disorder. It’s a crying shame that none of them is intelligent or likeable.
5He obviously played too much football without his helmet on.
6“These helpful tips were brought to you by the University of Georgia” hey now. As a graduate of that semi-fine Institution of Higher Learning (it certainly was when I was there) I resemble — no wait I resent — I mean, I … ah, forget it….
7He didn’t graduate, for what it’s worth.
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