Romney Isn’t Vetting; He’s Begging

June 24, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I am totally completely convinced that nobody in their right mind wants to run with Mitt Romney.

I mean, think about it.  Rick Perry is eliminated right off the bat.  He couldn’t keep up with all the Romney positions.  Hell, he can only count to two.

Pawlenty is saying, “No, not over here.  Please don’t look over here.  I just want to volunteer, not run.  I’ll help, yes I will, I promise.  Anything.  Just don’t make me be on the ticket.” And, think about this – he was runner-up to Sarah Palin four years ago in the Veep choice.  Runner up to Palin?  Oh cripes, how inane do you have to be to get that honor?

Rumor has it that Mitt is meeting with possible Veep picks this weekend in Utah.  Right.  Utah.

They say he’s meeting with Bobby Jindal.  Oh, smart, adding some glitter to the ticket, huh?   Are they hoping to hypnotize the electorate, put them to sleep, or just bore the crap outta everybody?  Actually, those two are capable of doing all three at once.

And then there’s Marco Rubio, no wait, not Rubio, oh wait again, Rubio on again, no, no, off, no on.  No wonder Rubio doesn’t recall when his family came to America – he’s puking on the Mitt Ferris Wheel.

Somebody said Condi Rice.  Seriously.  No, they said it seriously.  The only black Republican woman on earth and she just had to let Osama bib Laden destroy the World Trade Center and then help lie to get us into a war.  Perfect pick.  Everybody loves her – such a warm, cuddly woman.

Jeb Bush.  There, I said it.  What this country needs is a third screwing from the Bush Family.  The first two didn’t kill you, did they?  So, the Bush Family isn’t finished yet.  Not while you’re still alive and able to eat.

Oh sure, these are great choices for a man who’ll probably die getting stuck under his car elevator or attacked by a furious horse saying, “Dammit!  I am tired of dancing!  I’m a damn horse, not Gypsy Rose Lee, you fool.”

Look, I wish Mitt Romney well, but anybody that stuffed has to get eaten at some point and I do not want to be left with any of these … oh hell, at least Rick Perry can count to two.  That’s one number higher than the rest of them.

Thanks to David for the heads-up.

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