Rick Perry: Remember That Guy?
Captain Oops and the Pill Pushin’ Playboys are folding up the band.
Former Gov. Rick Perry’s (Texas) Iowa chairman is stepping down, delivering another blow to the GOP contender’s 2016 presidential bid. Sam Clovis cited the campaign’s financial struggles, noting that he left in part because he is no longer being paid, the Associated Press first reported.
That’s what happens when you play Pay to Politic. You are liable to find out that your campaign manager is paid to love you and your message. You know, like a pavement princess.
Poor Ole Rick, broke and broken hearted. He’s just a regular honkey tonk song now.
Opps? Oops. (I of all people shouldn’t cast that stone). 😉
1Thanks, I fixed it. It’s not the first time I’ve done that, which is kinda ironic considering the word.
2Just shows to go ya that smart glasses aren’t enuff to getcha the GOP nomination. Even there you gotta have or build a base. Saint Happening pRick!.
3Breaks my heart (NOT).
4now if we could only get a few more out so the next debate will not need the kids’ table………
5Turn out the lights, the party’s OVER, over….
6Picture me falling over, laughing my head off, tears rolling down my face.
Next, Paxton goes to jail.
7Perry’s party never got started, but I wonder how long it will take him to face reality. If he’d done that in the first place he would never have run. Ain’t never gonna happen.
8I saw last night that Clovis has joined Trump.
9Poor Rick.
Nah.
I gotta say I won’t miss him.
10Ok, you Rick-rolled me on that one, JJ. Since Clovis quitting was old news I was hoping that link lead to a story about Perry cashing it in, too. I already saw him on the TV explaining how he’s too stupid to quit his own self.
Hearts broken in Jerrytown.
11Time for pRick to pass his ‘smart’ glasses and oops to Snot Wanker, possibly the dumbest man in the Klown Kar. Certainly Wanker is the most malleable of the Koch puppets. Keep flushing those $billions, Charles and David.
12Actually, this is going according to schedule, or so my younger family members swear. Wanker, Paul, Gilmore, Jindal etc. are all just barely treading water. Cruz is hoping that El Donaldo’s coat-tails are always within reach and Rubio still looks younger and smoother than my paperboy who is in high school!
13Maybe Rick can have a fall back career as a honky tonk singer crying the blues.
14Gee, I thought God told him to run. I guess God likes to mess with Republicans too.
15Time to measure pRicky for an orange jumpsuit, along with his pal Paxton. And speaking of Koch puppets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9n7ZXFgQng
16JJ’s closing comment calls to mind the timeless graffiti scratched in the paint on public toilet stalls:
“There Rick sits, broken-hearted …
17Tried to sh*t but only farted.”
Hope they both end up in jail.
18Bless his little heart. 🙂
Fact of life…. You can’t cure stupid.
19Something about sinking ships…rats?
20So RP is just short for RIP where campaigns are concerned?
21Great vid,Zyx. Walker looks like he is choking to death because his tie is too tight.
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